“Hence, prating peasant, fetch thy master home,” cried the irate lady,
threatening to strike him.
Dromio thought it discreet to obey, but he went off grumbling.
“You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither; if I continue in
this service, you must case me in leather.”
When the man had gone Luciana rebuked her sister for her impatience,
saying that probably her husband was kept by business. But Adriana
would not be soothed. She was full of jealous anger, declaring that
she stayed at home neglected, while her husband amused himself abroad
with merry companions; he was certainly tired of her, and had found
some one he liked better.
“Self-harming jealousy! Fie, beat it hence!” said Luciana; but Adriana
paid no heed to her wise counsels, preferring to make herself unhappy
with groundless jealousy.
Antipholus of Syracuse, on reaching the Centaur Inn, found that his
gold was perfectly safe, but he was still extremely annoyed with
Dromio for his ill-timed jesting, and when the slave appeared, he
asked him what he meant by behaving in such a fashion. Was he mad that
he had answered him so madly?
Dromio, of course, replied that he had never seen his master since he
parted from him until that moment; and he further asked, what did his
master mean by such a jest? Enraged by this apparent fresh impudence
on the part of his slave, Antipholus began to beat him soundly.
But both master and man were to be still further bewildered, for at
this moment up came two ladies, one of whom addressed Antipholus as
if he were her husband, and began to reproach him for his unkind
behaviour.
“Ay, ay, Antipholus, look strange and frown!” she said. “Some other
lady has your sweet expression; I am not Adriana nor your wife. The
time was once when you would vow that never words were music to your
ear, that never object was pleasing to your eye, that never touch
was welcome to your hand, that never meat was savoury to your taste,
unless I spake, or looked, or touched, or carved it to you. How comes
it now, my husband, O, how comes it, that you are thus estranged from
yourself? Ah, do not tear yourself away from me!”
[Illustration: “How comes it that you are thus estranged?”]
“Plead you to me, fair dame? I do not know you,” answered the
bewildered Antipholus. “I have only been in Ephesus two hours; I am as
strange to your town as to your talk; I cannot understand one word of
what you say.”
“Fie, brother, how the world is changed with you!” said Luciana. “When
were you wont to treat my sister thus? She sent a message by Dromio to
tell you to come home to dinner.”
“By Dromio?” said Antipholus.
“By me?” echoed Dromio, who, of course, was not the one she had sent.
“By thee,” retorted Adriana; and she repeated the answer her own
servant had brought back.
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