“Petruchio,” he said, “I can help you to a wife, with wealth enough,
and who is young and beautiful, and brought up as best becomes a
gentlewoman; her only fault, and that is fault enough, is that she
has an intolerable temper, and is so violent and wayward, beyond all
measure, that if I were far poorer than I am I would not wed her for a
mine of gold.”
Petruchio, however, was a gentleman of valiant disposition and most
determined will, and he was not in the least daunted by all the
reports he heard of Katharine’s terrible temper.
“Do you think a little noise can frighten me?” he said. “Have I not
in my time heard lions roar? Have I not heard the seas puffed up with
wind, rage like an angry boar? Have I not heard great ordnance in the
field, and heaven’s artillery thunder in the skies? Have I not in
a pitched battle heard loud alarums, neighing steeds, and trumpets
clang, and do you tell me of a woman’s tongue? Tush, tush! Frighten
boys with bogies!”
Bianca’s suitors were delighted to have found such a match for
Katharine, and the lady’s father was equally pleased, and promised a
handsome dowry, though he was rather doubtful of Petruchio’s success
in winning his daughter. But it soon turned out Petruchio had not in
the least over-rated his powers.
He knew that kindness and soft words would be thrown away in dealing
with such a nature as Katharine’s; she was accustomed to everyone’s
giving in to her, and the very gentleness and submission of Bianca
had only the effect of irritating her more. Petruchio determined to
adopt an entirely different plan, and to fight Katharine, as it were,
with her own weapons. Instead of meekly yielding to all her whims and
tantrums, he intended to thwart her on every possible occasion; if she
railed at him, then he would tell her plainly that she sang as sweetly
as a nightingale; if she frowned, he would say she looked as clear as
morning roses newly washed with dew; if she were mute and would not
speak a word, then he would praise her volubility, and say she spoke
with piercing eloquence; if she bade him depart, he would thank her
as though she bade him remain for a week; if she refused to wed him,
he would ask what day he should have the banns called, and when be
married.
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