Viola had given no ring to Olivia, and she could not fail to see that
the Countess intended this gift as a mark of favour, and had taken a
great liking for herself. This was anything but pleasing to her, for
she knew it could lead to nothing but fresh trouble.
“Poor lady! she had better love a dream,” she thought. “How will
matters turn out? My master loves her dearly; I, poor fool! am just as
fond of him; and she, mistaken, seems to doat on me! What will become
of this? O time, you must untangle it, not I! It is too hard a knot
for me to unravel.”
A Dream of Greatness
The disagreement always existing between the steward Malvolio and the
riotous members of Olivia’s household broke at last into warfare. On
the night of the day when Duke Orsino’s messenger came to Olivia, Sir
Toby and Sir Andrew chose to sit up late, drinking and singing. Feste,
the clown, joined them, and after one song, sung sweetly enough by
himself, the whole trio united in yelling out a noisy catch. The din
they made roused the household, and Maria came hurrying in to beg them
to be quiet.
“Why, what a caterwauling you keep here!” she cried. “If my lady have
not called up her steward Malvolio and bade him turn you out of doors,
never trust me.”
But all her attempts to silence them were useless. They laughed,
shouted, called for more wine, and went on singing at the pitch of
their voices. In vain she begged for peace; they were quite beyond
control. When Malvolio himself appeared, they paid no more heed to him
than they had done to Maria, and only answered his rebuking words by
each singing at him in turn snatches of different songs.
“My masters, are you mad, or what are you?” he cried, with just
indignation. “Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble
like tinkers at this time of night? Do you make an alehouse of my
lady’s house that you squeak out your vulgar catches at the top of
your voice? Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?”
“We did keep time, sir, in our catches,” said Sir Toby. “Shut up!”
“Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you that,
though she harbours you as her kinsman, she is not allied to your bad
behaviour. If you can separate yourself from your misdoings, you are
welcome to the house; if not, if it would please you to take leave of
her, she is very willing to bid you farewell.”
“Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone!” trolled out Sir
Toby, in mock melancholy, and not in the least impressed by Malvolio’s
stern rebuke.
[Illustration: “Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone!”]
“Nay, good Sir Toby,” pleaded Maria.
“‘His eyes do show his days are almost done,’” chimed in the clown,
carrying on the song.
All Malvolio’s angry speeches were met with the same musical mockery,
and nothing would make the culprits stop. Almost speechless with fury,
Malvolio left the revellers, declaring that his lady should know of
their goings-on.
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