Allegories; Christian fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Ozark Mountains -- Fiction
Gibbs addressed his victim, “Now, dolly, you an’ me’s goin’ t’ play a
little. Come on, let’s see you dance.” The other struggled feebly a
moment and attempted to draw a pistol, whereupon Wash promptly captured
the weapon, remarking in a sad tone as he did so, “You hadn’t ought t’
tote such a gun as that, sonny; hit might go off. Hit’s a right pretty
little thing, ain’t hit?” he continued, holding his victim with one
hand, and examining the pearl handled, nickel plated weapon with great
interest. “Hit sure is. But say, dolly, if you was ever t’ shoot me
with that there, an’ I found hit out, I’d sure be powerful mad. You
hear me, now, an’ don’t you pack that gun no more; not in these
mountains. Hit ain’t safe.”
The fellow in the wagon roared with delight at these witticisms, and
looked from Young Matt to Sammy to see if they also appreciated the
joke.
“Got any more pretties!” asked Gibbs of his victim. “No? Let’s see.”
Catching the young man by the waist, he lifted him bodily, and, holding
him head downward, shook him roughly. Again Sammy felt her blood tingle
at the feat of strength.
Next holding Ollie with one huge hand at the back of his neck, Wash
said, “See that feller in th’ wagon there? He’s a mighty fine
gentleman; friend o’ mine. Make a bow t’ him.” As he finished, with his
free hand he struck the young man a sharp blow in the stomach, with the
result that Stewart did make a bow, very low, but rather too suddenly
to be graceful.
The fellow in the wagon jumped up and bowed again and again; “Howdy,
Mr. City Man; howdy. Mighty proud t’ meet up with you; mighty proud,
you bet!”
The giant whirled his captive toward the mill. “See that feller yonder?
I’m goin’ t’ lick him some day. Make a face at him.” Catching Ollie by
the nose and chin, he tried to force his bidding, while the man in the
wagon made the valley ring with his laughter. Then Wash suddenly faced
the helpless young man toward Sammy. “Now ladies and gentlemen,” he
said in the tones of a showman addressing an audience, “this here
pretty little feller from th’ city’s goin’ t’ show us Hill-Billies how
t’ spark a gal.”
The bully’s friend applauded loudly, roaring at the top of his voice,
“Marry ’em, Wash. Marry ’em. You can do hit as good as a parson! You’d
make a good parson. Let’s see how’d you go at hit.”
The notion tickled the fancy of the giant, for it offered a way to make
Sammy share the humiliation more fully. “Git down an’ come here t’ yer
honey,” he said to the girl. “Git down, I say,” he repeated, when the
young woman made no motion to obey.
“Indeed, I will not,” replied Sammy shortly.
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