The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)Hogg, James
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The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)
Hogg, James
Country life -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Rural poor -- Fiction; Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Shepherds -- Fiction
No one can tell to what height of wickedness she might now have
proceeded, had not a check of a very singular kind been laid upon her.
Among the servants that came home at the next term, was one who called
himself Merodach; and a strange person he was. He had the form of a
boy, but the features of one a hundred years old, save that his eyes
had a brilliancy and restlessness, which were very extraordinary,
bearing a strong resemblance to the eyes of a well-known species of
monkey. He was froward and perverse, and disregarded the pleasure or
displeasure of any person; but he performed his work well, and with
apparent ease. From the moment he entered the house, the Lady
conceived a mortal antipathy against him, and besought the Laird to
turn him away. But the Laird would not consent; he never turned away
any servant, and moreover he had hired this fellow for a trivial wage,
and he neither wanted activity nor perseverance. The natural
consequence of this refusal was, that the Lady instantly set herself
to embitter Merodach's life as much as possible, in order to get early
quit of a domestic every way so disagreeable. Her hatred of him was
not like a common antipathy entertained by one human being against
another,--she hated him as one might hate a toad or an adder; and his
occupation of jotteryman (as the Laird termed his servant of all work)
keeping him always about her hand, it must have proved highly
annoying.
She scolded him, she raged at him; but he only mocked her wrath, and
giggled and laughed at her, with the most provoking derision. She
tried to fell him again and again, but never, with all her address,
could she hit him; and never did she make a blow at him, that she did
not repent it. She was heavy and unwieldy, and he as quick in his
motions as a monkey; besides, he generally contrived that she should
be in such an ungovernable rage, that when she flew at him, she hardly
knew what she was doing. At one time she guided her blow towards him,
and he at the same instant avoided it with such dexterity, that she
knocked down the chief hind, or foresman; and then Merodach giggled so
heartily, that, lifting the kitchen poker, she threw it at him with a
full design of knocking out his brains; but the missile only broke
every article of crockery on the kitchen dresser.
She then hasted to the Laird, crying bitterly, and telling him she
would not suffer that wretch Merodach, as she called him, to stay
another night in the family.
"Why, then, put him away, and trouble me no more about him," said the
Laird.
"Put him away!" exclaimed she; "I have already ordered him away a
hundred times, and charged him never to let me see his horrible face
again; but he only grins, and answers with some intolerable piece of
impertinence."
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