The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)Hogg, James
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The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)
Hogg, James
Country life -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Rural poor -- Fiction; Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Shepherds -- Fiction
"You know, Mr Clinkum," continued the Dominie, "that a proposition is
an assertion of some distinct truth, which only becomes manifest by
demonstration. A corollary is an obvious, or easily inferred
consequence _of_ a proposition; while an hypothesis is a
_sup_-position or concession made, during the process of
demonstration. Now, do you take me along with you? Because, if you do
not, it is needless to proceed."
"Yes, yes, I understand you middling weel; but I wad like better to
hear what other folks say about it than you."
"And why so? Wherefore would you rather hear another man's
demonstration than mine?" said the Dominie, sternly.
"Because, ye ken, ye just beat the whole world for words," quoth the
smith.
"Ay, ay! that is to say, words without wisdom," said the Dominie,
rising and stepping away. "Well, well, every man to his sphere, and
the smith to the bellows."
"Ye're quite mistaen, master," cried the smith after him; "it isna the
want o' wisdom in you that plagues me, it is the owerplush o't."
This soothed the Dominie, who returned, and said, mildly--"By the by,
Clinkum, I want a leister of your making; for I see there is no other
tradesman makes them so well. A five-grained one make it; at your own
price."
"Very weel, sir. When will you be needing it?"
"Not till the end of close-time."
"Ay, ye may gar the three auld anes do till then."
"What do you wish to insinuate, sir? Would you infer, because I have
three leisters, that therefore I am a breaker of the laws? That I, who
am placed here as a pattern and monitor of the young and rising
generation, should be the first to set them an example of
insubordination?"
"Na, but, ye ken, that just beats the world for words! but we ken what
we ken, for a' that, master."
"You had better take a little care what you say, Mr Clinkum; just a
little care. I do not request you to take particular care, for of that
your tongue is incapable, but a very little is necessary. And mark
you--don't go to say that I said this or that about a ghost, or
mentioned such a ridiculous story."
"The crabbitness o' that body beats the world!" said the smith to
himself, as the Dominie went halting homeward.
The very next man that entered the smithy door was no other than John
Broadcast, the new Laird's hind, who had also been hind to the late
laird for many years, and who had no sooner said his errand than the
smith addressed him thus:--"Have _you_ ever seen this ghost that there
is such a noise about?"
"Ghost! Na, goodness be thankit, I never saw a ghost in my life, save
aince a wraith. What ghost do you mean?"
"So you never saw nor heard tell of any apparition about Wineholm
Place, lately?"
"No, I hae reason to be thankfu' I have not."
"Weel, that beats the world! Whow, man, but ye are sair in the dark!
Do you no think there are siccan things in nature, as folk no coming
fairly to their ends, John?"
"Goodness be wi' us! Ye gar a' the hairs o' my head creep, man. What's
that you're saying?"
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