The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)Hogg, James
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The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)
Hogg, James
Country life -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Rural poor -- Fiction; Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Shepherds -- Fiction
I account nothing of any dream that relates to the actions of the day;
the person is not sound asleep who dreams about these things; there is
no division between matter and mind, but they are mingled together in
a sort of chaos--what a farmer would call compost--fermenting and
disturbing one another. I find that in all dreams of that kind, men of
every profession have dreams peculiar to their own occupations; and,
in the country, at least, their import is generally understood. Every
man's body is a barometer. A thing made up of the elements must be
affected by their various changes and convulsions; and so the body
assuredly is. When I was a shepherd, and all the comforts of my life
depended so much on good or bad weather, the first thing I did every
morning was strictly to overhaul the dreams of the night; and I found
that I could calculate better from them than from the appearance and
changes of the sky. I know a keen sportsman, who pretends that his
dreams never deceive him. If he dream of angling, or pursuing salmon
in deep waters, he is sure of rain; but if fishing on dry ground, or
in waters so low that the fish cannot get from him, it forebodes
drought; hunting or shooting hares, is snow, and moorfowl, wind, &c.
But the most extraordinary professional dream on record is, without
all doubt, that well-known one of George Dobson, coach-driver in
Edinburgh, which I shall here relate; for though it did not happen in
the shepherd's cot, it has often been recited there.
George was part proprietor and driver of a hackney-coach in Edinburgh,
when such vehicles were scarce; and one day a gentleman, whom he knew,
came to him and said:--"George, you must drive me and my son here out
to----," a certain place that he named, somewhere in the vicinity of
Edinburgh.
"Sir," said George, "I never heard tell of such a place, and I cannot
drive you to it unless you give me very particular directions."
"It is false," returned the gentleman; "there is no man in Scotland
who knows the road to that place better than you do. You have never
driven on any other road all your life; and I insist on your taking
us."
"Very well, sir," said George, "I'll drive you to hell, if you have a
mind; only you are to direct me on the road."
"Mount and drive on, then," said the other; "and no fear of the road."
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