The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)Hogg, James
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The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)
Hogg, James
Country life -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Rural poor -- Fiction; Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Shepherds -- Fiction
"You are all made fools of together, and I am the most made a fool of,
of any," said the fat gentleman. "I betted a hundred guineas with a
young Scottish nobleman last night, that he durst not go up the Back
Row of Selkirk, calling all the way,
'Souters ane, Souters a',
Souters o' the Back Raw;'
and yet, to my astonishment, you have let him do so, and insult you
all with impunity; and he has won."
"Confound the rascal!" exclaimed George. "If we had but taken him up!
But we took him for our friend, come to warn us, and lay all in wait
for the audacious fellow who was to come up behind."
"And a good amends you took of him when he came!" said the fat
gentleman. "Well, after I had taken the above bet, up speaks another
of our company, and he says--'Why make such account of a few poor
cobblers, or Souters, or how do you call them? I'll bet a hundred
guineas, that I'll go up the Back Row after that gentleman has set
them all agog, and I'll call every one of them _Souter_ twice to his
face.' I took the bet in a moment: 'You dare not, for your blood,
sir,' says I. 'You do not know the spirit and bravery of the men of
Selkirk. They will knock you down at once, if not tear you to pieces.'
But I trusted too much to your spirit, and have lost my two hundred
guineas, it would appear. Tell me, in truth, Mr Dobson, did you suffer
him to call you _Souter_ twice to your face without resenting it?"
George bit his lip, scratched his head with the awl, and gave the
lingles such a yerk, that he made them both crack in two. "D----n it!
we're a' affrontit thegither!" said he, in a half whisper, while the
apprentice-boy was like to burst with laughter at his master's
mortification.
"Well, I have lost my money," continued the gentleman; "but I assure
you, George, the gentleman wants no boots. He has accomplished his
purpose, and has the money in his pocket; but as it will avail me, I
may not say how much, I entreat that you will make me a pair. Here is
the money,--here are five guineas, which I leave in pledge; only let
me have the boots. Or suppose you make these a little wider, and
transfer them to me; that is very excellent leather, and will do
exceedingly well; I think I never saw better;" and he stood leaning
over George, handling the leather. "Now, do you consent to let me
have them?"
"I can never do that, my lord," says George, "having the other
gentleman's money in my pocket. If you should offer me ten guineas, it
would be the same thing."
"Very well, I will find those who will," said he, and off he went,
singing,
"Turn the Blue Bonnets wha can, wha can."
"This is the queerest day about Selkirk that I ever saw," said George;
"but really this Duke of Northumberland, to be the old hereditary
enemy of our town, is a real fine, frank fellow."
"Ay, but he _Souter'd_ ye, too," said the boy.
"It's a lee, ye little blackguard."
"I heard him ca' you a Souter amang a thousand, master; and that taunt
will be heard tell o' yet."
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