The Sheriff of Badger: A Tale of the Southwest BorderlandPattullo, George
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The Sheriff of Badger: A Tale of the Southwest Borderland
Pattullo, George
Sheriffs -- Fiction; Western stories
For reasons of economy there was to be no wedding trip, except the drive
to their home in the Canon. Later, perhaps, they would journey to some
railroad town to shop, and--come a good year--Lafe would take her to a
Middle West city--"to the East," they called it in Badger.
A buckboard was in waiting, a pair of spirited young bays straining
against the men who held them. Sheltering Hetty with his body from a
shower of rice and old shoes, the sheriff and his bride sped down the
path from the Widow Brown's. He lifted her into the buckboard and picked
up the reins. Then a cloud of dust swept down on them, and out of the
cloud came a rattle of hoofs. A rope sped, and the sheriff was jerked
off the seat.
"Help, Horne!" he cried. "They've got me."
The treacherous Horne gave succor by grinning while the cowboys bound
the groom. Hetty had disappeared, whisked away in the turmoil. A man was
driving the buckboard toward the company's corrals, but of the bride
there was not a trace. Stealing her from her lord's arms is one of the
merriest jests we have.
"Well," said Lafe good-naturedly, "I reckon it's one on me. Turn me
loose. I buy."
An hour went by, and he endeavored to escape from his friends that he
might rejoin his wife. They would not hear of it. When Lafe insisted and
left despite them, he was unable to find Hetty. For another hour he kept
patient, dawdling in Turner's place and giving as good as he got in the
way of badinage. Everybody in town seized the opportunity to rally him
while he waited. The sheriff sat on the counter, kicking his heels
against the boards, and never once lost countenance.
About five o'clock Mrs. Horne ran in hot haste to her husband.
"Hetty," she panted, "where is she?"
"How should I know?" said Horne. "You had her last. Didn't you and Mrs.
Brown hide her out?"
"We locked her in Mrs. Turner's house. She's gone. She isn't there. Oh,
what shall I do? She's gone."
"Pshaw!" the cowman said. "She's all right. She's just given you the
slip to go find Lafe."
Still wringing her hands, Mrs. Horne returned to her ally, the Widow,
and they hunted the house and Mrs. Turner's house all over again. Hetty
was not to be found.
"Boys, a joke's a joke and I can take mine with the rest," said
Lafe--in proof whereof he gave vent to a hollow "ha, ha"--"but this has
gone further. I want my wife. I want Hetty. Where is she?"
It was the supper hour and they were collected at the Fashion, and still
no sign of the bride. Even Horne began to look anxious. His wife and the
Widow melted into tears, bitterly bewailing their share in this
unfortunate practical joking. Lafe indulged in no reproaches when the
situation was explained to him, but started on a systematic raking of
Badger. Search parties were instantly formed and not a corner of the
town was overlooked.
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