Adventure stories; Fugitives from justice -- Fiction
“You wonder at that,” said he, relinquishing the Roman manner as he
always did when most in earnest. “Does Monsieur fancy a poor old priest
can take to the ancient art of assassination with an easy mind? _Nom de
nom!_ I could skip to the block like a ballet-dancer if 'twere either
that or live the past two days over again and fifty years after. I have
none of the right stomach for murder; that's flat! 'tis a business that
keeps you awake too much at night, and disturbs the gastric essence;
calls, too, for a confounded agility that must be lacking in a person of
my handsome and plenteous bulk. I had rather go fishing any day in the
week than imbrue. When Buhot entered the room where I waited for a less
worthy man and I fired honestly for my money and missed, I could have
died of sheer rapture. Instead I threw myself upon his breast and
embraced him.”
“He said none of that to me.”
“Like enough not, but 'tis true none the less, though he may keep so
favourable a fact out of his records. A good soul enough, Buhot! We knew
him, your uncle and I, in the old days when I was thinner and played a
good game of chess at three in the morning. Fancy Ned Hamilton cutting
short the glorious career of old Buhot! I'd sooner pick a pocket.”
“Or kill a prince!”
“Felicitations on your wit, M. Greig! Heaven help the elderly when
the new wit is toward! _N'importe!_ Perhaps 'twere better to kill some
princes than to pick a pocket. Is it not better, or less wicked, let us
say, to take the life of a man villainously abusing it than the purse of
a poor wretch making the most of his scanty _livres?_”
And then the priest set out upon his defence. It is too long here to
reproduce in his own words, even if I recalled them, and too specious
in its terms for the patience of the honest world of our time. With his
hands behind his back he marched up and down the room for the space of
a half-hour at the least, recounting all that led to his crime. The
tale was like a wild romance, but yet, as we know now, true in every
particular. He was of the Society of Jesus, had lived a stormy youth,
and fallen in later years into a disrepute in his own parish, and there
the heads of his Society discovered him a very likely tool for their
purposes. They had only half convinced him that the death of Charles
Edward was for the glory of God and the good of the Church when they
sent him marching with a pistol and £500 in bills of exchange and
letters of credit upon a chase that covered a great part of three or
four countries, and ended at Lisbon, when a German Jesuit in the secret
gave him ten crusadoes to bring him home with his task unaccomplished.
“I have what amounts almost to a genius for losing the opportunities
of which I do not desire to avail myself,” said Father Hamilton with a
whimsical smile.
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