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“No,” he answered. “I'm not an actor. My name is Mount Dunstan, and this
place,” with a nod over his shoulder, “is mine--but I'm up against it,
nevertheless.”
Selden looked a trifle disgusted. He began to pick up his bicycle. He
had given a degree of natural sympathy, and this was an English chap's
idea of a joke.
“I'm the Prince of Wales, myself,” he remarked, “and my mother's
expecting me to lunch at Windsor. So long, me lord,” and he set his foot
on the treadle.
Mount Dunstan rose, feeling rather awkward. The point seemed somewhat
difficult to contend.
“It is not a joke,” he said, conscious that he spoke rather stiffly.
“Little Willie's not quite as easy as he looks,” was the cryptic remark
of Mr. Selden.
Mount Dunstan lost his rather easily lost temper, which happened to be
the best thing he could have done under the circumstances.
“Damn it,” he burst out. “I'm not such a fool as I evidently look. A
nice ass I should be to play an idiot joke like that. I'm speaking the
truth. Go if you like--and be hanged.”
Selden's attention was arrested. The fellow was in earnest. The place
was his. He must be the earl chap he had heard spoken of at the wayside
public house he had stopped at for a pot of beer. He dismounted from his
bicycle, and came back, pushing it before him, good-natured relenting
and awkwardness combining in his look.
“All right,” he said. “I apologise--if it's cold fact. I'm not calling
you a liar.”
“Thank you,” still a little stiffly, from Mount Dunstan.
The unabashed good cheer of G. Selden carried him lightly over a
slightly difficult moment. He laughed, pushing his cap back, of course,
and looking over the hedge at the sweep of park, with a group of deer
cropping softly in the foreground.
“I guess I should get a bit hot myself,” he volunteered handsomely, “if
I was an earl, and owned a place like this, and a fool fellow came along
and took me for a tramp. That was a pretty bad break, wasn't it? But I
did say you didn't look like it. Anyway you needn't mind me. I shouldn't
get onto Pierpont Morgan or W. K. Vanderbilt, if I met 'em in the
street.”
He spoke the two names as an Englishman of his class would have spoken
of the Dukes of Westminster or Marlborough. These were his nobles--the
heads of the great American houses, and entirely parallel, in his mind,
with the heads of any great house in England. They wielded the power of
the world, and could wield it for evil or good, as any prince or duke
might. Mount Dunstan saw the parallel.
“I apologise, all right,” G. Selden ended genially.
“I am not offended,” Mount Dunstan answered. “There was no reason why
you should know me from another man. I was taken for a gamekeeper a
few weeks since. I was savage a moment, because you refused to believe
me--and why should you believe me after all?”
G. Selden hesitated. He liked the fellow anyhow.
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