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She swung along ahead of me with the greatest ease and certainty.
Occasionally she flung some word back at me or whistled a few bars of a
tune, and when I slipped and nearly fell on a smooth slope she laughed
mockingly and bade me not lose the pumpkin. Once, when a boy, I stole
a watermelon and bore it a mile to the rendezvous of my pirate band
camped at a riverside; but carrying a pumpkin, even a hollow one, is
attended with manifold discomforts. It would help, I reflected, to
know just what I was lugging it for, but Hezekiah vouchsafed nothing.
When I threatened to drop the grinning gargoyle she laughed and told me
to trot along and not be silly; and a moment later she stopped and
demanded that I repeat fully the story I had told her aunt of the
finding of the slipper.
"You are better than I thought you were, Chimney-Man!" she declared,
when I had concluded and added her aunt's comment. "You may be sure
that tickled Aunt Octavia. You can lie almost as well as an architect.
Aunt Octavia says architects are better liars than dress-makers."
"It was my weakness for the truth that caused me to abandon
architecture. For heaven's sake, what are you up to?"
I had kept little account of the direction of our flight, and I was
surprised that we had now reached the stile over which I had watched
the passing of the suitors on the afternoon of my meeting with Hezekiah
in the orchard.
"This is the appointed place," she remarked, taking the pumpkin from me
and dropping down on the far side of the stile.
"Hezekiah, I've trotted across most of Westchester County after you,
and my arm is paralyzed from carrying that pumpkin. I must know what
you're up to right here, or I'll go home. Besides, there's a mist
falling and you'll be soaked. What do you suppose your father thinks
of your absence at this time of night?"
"Oh, he'll never forgive me for not letting him in on this. This is
the grandest thing I ever thought of. Sit on this step and gently
incline your ear toward the house. It's about time those gentlemen
were leaving Cecilia, and they'll be galloping for their inn in a
minute, and then"--
Hezekiah whistled the rest of it.
While we waited, she bade me reset the candle and snuff the wick, which
I did of necessity with my fingers. Sitting on a stile with a pretty
girl is an experience that has been commended by the balladists, but
surely this felicity loses nothing where the night is fine. When you
get used to sitting in a drizzle in your dress-suit, while your
shirt-bosom assumes the consistency of a gum shoe and your collar glues
itself odiously to your neck, I dare say the ordeal may be borne
cheerfully, but my expressions of discomfort seemed only to amuse
Hezekiah. While we waited for I knew not what, I tried once or twice
to revert to the silver note-book, but without success. Hezekiah was a
mistress of the art of evasion with her tongue as well as her feet!
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