Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Skip!" she commanded in a whisper; and catching my hand she led me off
at a brisk run. When we had gone a dozen rods she paused. We heard
voices from the stile, where the gentlemen were still engaged in
disentangling themselves; and then the planks boomed to their steps as
they crossed. They talked loudly among themselves discussing the cause
of their discomfiture. The lantern, I may add, had been knocked off
the stile by the thoughtful Hezekiah when she blew out the light.
A moment more and all sounds of the suitors had died away. I stood
alone with Hezekiah in the midst of a meadow. She was breathing hard.
Suddenly she threw up her head, struck her hands together, and stamped
her foot upon the wet sod. I had waited for an outburst of laughter
now that we were safely out of the way, but I had reasoned without my
Hezekiah. Her mood was not the mood of mirth.
"Well, Hezekiah," I said when I had got my wind, "you pulled off your
joke, but you don't seem to be enjoying it. What's the matter?"
"Oh, that Hartley Wiggins! I might have known it!"
"Known what?" I asked, pricking up my ears.
"That he would be afraid of a pumpkin with a candle inside of it. Did
you hear that yell?"
"Anybody would have yelled," I suggested. "I think I should have
dropped dead if you'd tried it on me."
"No, you would n't," she asserted with unexpected flattery.
"Don't be deceived, Hezekiah; I should have been scared to death if
that thing had popped up in front of me."
"I don't believe it. I gave you a worse test than that. When I
switched off the lights and swung a feather duster down the stair-well
by a string and tickled your face you did n't make a noise like a
circus calliope scaring horses in Main Street, Podunk. But that
Wiggins man!"
"He's a friend of mine and as brave as a lion. Out in Dakota the
sheriff used to get him to go in and quiet things when the boys were
shooting up the town."
"Maybe; but he shied at a pumpkin and can be no true knight of mine.
Cecilia may have him. I always suspected that he was n't the real
thing. Why, he's even afraid of Aunt Octavia!"
"Well, I rather think _we 'd_ better be!"
I wanted to laugh, but I did not dare. I was not prepared for the
humor in which the panic of the suitors had left her. I did not quite
make out--and I am uncertain to this day--whether she had really wished
to test the courage of her sister's lovers or whether she had yielded
to a mischievous impulse in carrying the jack o' lantern to the stile
and thrusting it before those serious-minded gentlemen as they returned
from Hopefield. In any event Hartley Wiggins was out of it so far as
she, Hezekiah, was concerned. She trudged doggedly across the field
until we came presently to the highway.
"My wheel's in the weeds somewhere; please pull it out for me. I'm
going home."
"But not alone; I can't let you do that, Hezekiah."
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