Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Ormsby's voice rose to a disagreeable squeak as he closed with this
indictment of me. Hume fidgeted uneasily, and met my eye so warily
that I wondered whether he suspected that I knew of his breach of faith
with the other suitors. Much dallying with Scandinavian literature had
not lightened his heart, and there was nothing in Ibsen to which he
could refer his present plight. Shallenberger seemed to be the only
one of the group who had not lost his senses. He was in the farther
corner of the alcove, out of sight from the door, but I heard him
distinctly as he addressed the other suitors with rising anger.
"We're acting like cads, and cads of the most contemptible sort! I
only agreed to this game to satisfy Ormsby. The idea of our sitting
here to draw cards to determine the order in which we shall offer
ourselves to the noblest and most beautiful woman in the world would be
coarse and vulgar if it were not so ridiculous! The men who had their
chance on the steamer or after we came here--and I don't pretend to
know who they are--ought in decency to have left the field. We seem to
have forgotten that we pretend to be gentlemen; or, far less
pardonable, that we pay court to a lady. Damn you all! I refuse to
have anything more to do with you, and if you try to interfere with my
affairs in any way I'll smash your heads collectively or separately as
you prefer!"
My interest in this colloquy had led me further into the room, and
hearing my step they all turned and faced me. Dick had continued at my
side, but the black looks they sent our way were intended, I thought,
rather for me. Shallenberger, having taken himself out of the tangle,
leaned against the wall and filled his pipe with unconcern. My
appearance roused Ormsby to a fresh outburst.
"You're responsible! If you had n't forced yourself upon the ladies at
Hopefield there would n't have been any of this trouble!"
"You're only an impostor anyhow. You went to the house to fix a
chimney, and seem to think you 're engaged to spend the rest of your
natural life there!" protested Henderson, twisting the ends of his
moustache.
Then they dropped me and assailed Dick.
"We'd like to know what you expect to gain by dropping out! You got
cold feet mighty sudden!" bellowed Ormsby.
Gorse and Henderson paid similar tributes to the apostate, whose
melancholy grin only deepened. Shallenberger was pacing the floor
slowly and puffing his pipe. Hume and Arbuthnot growled occasionally,
but shared, I thought, Shallenberger's changed feeling.
My silence had been effective up to this time, but I was afraid to risk
it longer. Dick, I imagined, had kept close to me for fear of missing
any part of the altercation he knew my appearance would provoke. The
more vociferous suitors had howled themselves hoarse and glared at me
while I considered the situation. Henderson rallied for a final shot.
"A good horsewhipping is what you deserve," he cried, leveling his
finger at me.
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