Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"The soul-color of pies varies greatly, Mr. Ames. It has always seemed
to me that apple-pie stands for the homelier virtues of our
civilization; it is substantial, nutritious and filling. The custard
and lemon varieties are feminine, and do not, perhaps for that reason,
appeal to me. Cherry-pie at its best is the last and final expression
of the pie genus, and where cooks have been careful in eliminating the
seeds, and the juice hasn't made sodden dough of the crust, a
cherry-pie meets the soul's highest demands. Grape and raisin-pie are
on my cook's _index expurgatorius_; I consider them neither palatable
nor respectable. But rhubarb is the most odious pie of all, in my
judgment. It suggests the pharmacopoeia--only that and no thing more.
You will pardon me for mentioning the matter, but one of my gardeners,
a Swiss, crawled in here two nights ago and stole a rhubarb-pie, which,
I rejoice to say, made him hideously ill. The R's, you will notice,
are placed near the floor and within easy reach of any larcenous hand.
The ease of his approach was his undoing. The pumpkin variety reaches
almost the same lofty heights as the cherry. When not over-dosed with
spices, a pumpkin-pie conveys a sense of the October landscape that is
the despair of the best painters. In the gooseberry I find a certain
raciness, or if I may use the expression, zip, that is highly
stimulating. Both qualities you will observe in Hezekiah if you come
to know her well. The thought of blackberry or raspberry-pie depresses
me, but huckleberry buoys the spirit again. The huckleberry seems to
me to voice a protest, and unless managed with the greatest neatness
and circumspection it is bound to stimulate the laundry business. As
any one who would eat a cooked strawberry would steal a sick baby's
rattle, I need hardly say that the strawberry-pies, even in their
season, shall have no place on these shelves."
"So it is the gooseberry that Miss Hezekiah prefers," I remarked with
feigned carelessness, as we walked toward the library.
"It is, Mr. Ames; and I trust that your inquiry implies no reflection
on Hezekiah's judgment."
"Quite the reverse, Miss Hollister. It is not going too far to say
that I have formed a high opinion of Miss Hezekiah, and that I should
deal harshly with any one who ventured to criticise her in any
particular."
"Will you kindly inform me just when you made the acquaintance of my
younger niece? I should greatly dislike to believe you guilty of
dissimulation, but when Hezekiah was mentioned in the gun-room last
night your silence led me to assume that she was wholly unknown to you."
"She was, I assure you, at the dinner-hour last night; but I met her
quite by chance this afternoon, in an orchard at no great distance from
this house."
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