Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"After I had baked my required quota of pies this morning, I sought
recreation at the traps. The stable-boy who has been pulling the
string for me having struck-work, it most providentially happened that
I espied Lord Arrowood hanging on the edge of the maple tangle beyond
the barn. I summoned him at once and put him to work managing the
traps for me, finding him most efficient. He seemed extremely
despondent, and after I had satisfied myself that two out of three was
not an impossible record for one of my years, I brought him to the
house and made tea for him. I left the room for a moment--I had taken
him into the kitchen where, during the incumbency of the regular cook I
hardly dare venture myself, and he made himself comfortable quite near
the range. The pies on which I had been engaged all morning lay
cooling near him. I had composed twenty-nine pies,--I am an excellent
mathematician, and I could not have been mistaken in the count. What
was my amazement to find, after his lordship's departure, that one pie
was missing! The pan in which it was baked I discerned later, jammed
into a barrel of excellent Minnesota flour. My absence from the room
was the briefest; his lordship must indeed be a prestidigitateur to
have made way with the pie so expeditiously."
"His lordship was doubtless hungry," I suggested. "Even nobility must
eat. I passed Lord Arrowood in the highway early this morning, sitting
upon a stone, with sundry items of hand-baggage reposing beside him. I
have rarely seen any one so depressed."
"He belongs to an ancient house," remarked Miss Octavia. "He is
descended from either Hengist or Horsa,--I forget which, but it does
not greatly matter. The missing pie, I may add, was an effect in
Westchester pippin; and as our American experiment in self-government
bores him, I take it as significant that he chanced upon food that is
the veritable sacrament of democracy."
"Now that the little matter of the servants has been adjusted, we must
have a care lest the newly-arrived phalanx, which Providence so kindly
sent to you to-day, is not stampeded by any further manifestations of
the troubled spirit of the unfortunate Briton who was hanged on the
site of this house."
"Mr. Ames," replied Miss Octavia impressively, "that matter is entirely
in your hands."
"But if I could see the plans of this house, I should be better able to
grapple with his ghostship."
I had thrown this out in the hope of eliciting some remark from her
touching the Swedish maid's visit to Pepperton's office; but Miss
Octavia met my gaze unflinchingly.
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