On gaining entrance to the fort, Ross placed Amy and her child in care
of some refugees, who occupied a large tent at the eastern end of the
inclosure, immediately behind the grand traverse, and went to hunt his
comrades. He found them at a camp-fire, around which a number of lolling
soldiers were talking and smoking.
Duke was the first to note the presence of his master; and, with a yelp
of joy, sprang to meet him. Bright Wing uttered a guttural exclamation,
which was smothered by Farley’s lusty shout:
“Ross Douglas—’r my name ain’t Joe Farley! Alive an’ a-livin’—but
wetter’n a drownded mus’rat an’ lookin’ paler ’n a piller-case!
Youngster, you’ve been in the dangedest scrimmage that ever was—anybody
can see that. How in the name o’ all the purty women in the universe, did
you ever git out o’ that yaller-jackets’ nest, an’ make y’r way here? Set
down an’ tell us all ’bout it.”
Douglas dropped upon the ground and, affectionately patting Duke’s head,
replied wearily:
“I’m thoroughly exhausted, Joe. Get me something to eat.”
“That’s it!” cried one of the soldiers. “Git y’r comrade somethin’ to
eat, Limber Tongue. He’s ’bout played out.”
“Dang-it-all-to-dingnation!” grumbled Joe. “I never did have no sense!
The idee o’ askin’ a man, who hain’t had a bite to eat sence last night
at this time, to set down an’ spin yarns. I’ve a notion to pull my
larripin’ tongue out by the roots—I have, by Molly! An’ you’ve got some
scratches, too, Ross Douglas; an’ wher’ you ain’t pale, you’re blacker’n
a nigger with powder smoke, an’ redder’n an Injin with blood. Set there
an’ rest an’ dry y’r duds. I’ll have you somethin’ in a jiffy, that’ll
make you feel better—I will, by ginger!”
Still muttering to himself, of his own shortcomings, Farley left the
group around the fire. When he returned a few minutes later, he cried
exultingly:
“A long an’ limber tongue may be a nuisance most o’ the time, but once in
a while it comes mighty handy. Jest now mine helped me to p’rsuade Ol’
Tippecanoe to divide his supper with you, Ross Douglas——”
“What!” Douglas interrupted sternly. “Surely, Joe, you didn’t go to the
commander and ask him for food for me.”
“Surely I did,” Farley replied coolly.
The soldiers burst into roars of laughter. Ross’s face flushed angrily.
But Farley continued naïvely:
“You see, it was jest like this. You had to have somethin’ to eat—an’ you
needed it quick. Well, our suppers was over—no chance fer you there. I
could ’ave gone to the commissary an’ got some _raw_ grub, but it would
’ave took time to cook it. In the meantime you was starvin’. So thinks I,
‘I’ll jest go to Ol’ Tippecanoe—I’m purty well acquainted with him by
this time, an’ he’s probably at supper—an’ ask him to divide his supper
with Ross Douglas.’ So that’s what I done. An’ here’s y’r grub—steamin’
hot an’ calkerlated to make you feel like a fightin’ cock.”
And with the words, Farley triumphantly spread the food upon the ground
before his exhausted friend.
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