Miss King had heard all about the paraffin oil before. She had indeed
heard about it more than once. She did not want to hear of it again,
because she feared that a repetition of the story might put her uncle
into another bad temper.
"I can't understand it," she said. "How any one could be so careless
as--"
"It wasn't carelessness," said the judge. "If it had been I might have
given the place another trial. It was done on purpose."
"Surely not."
"I pursued the cook," said the judge, "into the fastnesses of her
kitchen. She fled before me, but I ran her to earth at last in the
scullery. A filthier hole I never saw. I went for her straight, and
expected to be told a story about somebody or other upsetting a lamp
over all her pots and pans. Instead of that, she answered me, without
a sign of hesitation and said-- Now what do you think she said?"
"I can't guess. Not that she thought you'd like the flavour?"
"No. She hadn't quite the effrontery to say that. She told me that
Mr. Meldon, this parson of yours who takes you out yachting, had given
orders before I came that all my food was to be soaked with paraffin
oil."
"Oh! But that's too absurd."
"So you'd think. So I thought at the moment. I didn't believe her. I
thought that she was putting up an unusual line of defence to excuse
her own gross carelessness. But I was evidently wrong. The girl seems
to have been telling the truth. I think I mentioned to you the state
in which I found my bed last night."
"You said it was damp."
"Damp! I never said damp. Soaking is the word I used; or at all
events ought to have used. It was soaking with Condy's Fluid, as it
turned out, though I didn't know at the time what the stuff was. I had
an interview with the hotelkeeper himself, a ruffian of the name of
Doyle, about that. I had very nearly to break the bell before I could
get any one to come to me. It's a very odd thing, but he told me
practically the same story; said that this man Meldon, whoever he is,
had given orders to have Condy's Fluid poured all over my bed and
chloride of lime shovelled on to the floor. I did not believe him at
the time any more than I believed that miserable slut of a cook the
next morning. I was in such a temper when I left that I didn't think
of putting their two stories together; but going over the whole thing
this afternoon in my mind it struck me as rather peculiar that they
should both have hit on such a grotesque sort of a lie, if it was a
lie."
"Surely you don't think that Mr. Meldon--he's rather eccentric, I know,
but I can scarcely believe that he'd--"
"I'm not at all sure what I ought to think. It seems unlikely that any
clergyman, unless he is quite mad, and you say he's not mad--"
"No; he's not mad. He's peculiar. But he is certainly not mad. Major
Kent has the highest opinion of him, and Major Kent is quite sane."
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