Sir Gilbert travelled comfortably, and enjoyed his journey. At Euston
he got into the carriage with an Irish Member of Parliament, a
Unionist, who was returning to his native Dublin after making himself
as brilliantly objectionable as possible for six months to a Liberal
Chief Secretary. He mistook the judge for an Irish country gentleman,
and gave expression to political opinions which Sir Gilbert found
extremely amusing. On the steamer he fell in with another Member of
Parliament, this time a Nationalist, who had travelled third class in
the train, and only emerged into good society at Holyhead. He, getting
nearer to the truth than his enemy, thought the judge was an English
tourist, and explained the good intentions of the Congested Districts
Board at some length. The judge found him amusing too, and sat up
talking to him in the smoking-room. In the morning he introduced his
two acquaintances to each other at five o'clock, just as the steamer
reached Kingstown pier. He was delighted with the result. They both
looked round them cautiously, and satisfied themselves that there was
no one on the pier who knew them. Then they fell into an animated
conversation, and found each other so agreeable that they travelled
together in a second-class carriage to Dublin, the Nationalist paying
ninepence extra for the privilege, the Unionist sacrificing the
advantages conferred by his first-class ticket. The judge, who was
going in a different train, put his head into the window of their
compartment and urged them to settle their political differences by a
similar compromise. He made a habit of being festive and jocular when
he was on holiday, and he particularly enjoyed poking fun at the
inhabitants of foreign countries.
In the breakfast car of the train which carried him westwards he came
into contact with a Local Government Board inspector. This gentleman
was extremely reticent for a long time, and was only persuaded to talk
in the end when the judge assured him that he was a complete stranger
in Ireland, and was not a newspaper correspondent. Then the inspector
talked. He told a series of amusing tales which were all of them true,
but which Sir Gilbert regarded as inventions. He had to change his
carriage at Athlone, and parted from the inspector with great regret.
For the rest of his journey he was alone. It was his first visit to
the part of Ireland he was travelling through, and he looked with keen
interest at the bogs, the scattered cottages, the lean cattle, scanty
pasture lands, potato fields, patches of oats, and squalid towns.
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