The Sin of Monsieur Antoine, Volume 1 (of 2)Sand, George
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The Sin of Monsieur Antoine, Volume 1 (of 2)
Sand, George
French fiction -- 19th century
However, when he saw that Monsieur Antoine paid no attention to the
matter of his sleeping accommodations, and that Emile was content with
the straw, he began, while he was serving the supper, to yawn and
stretch, and to observe that they had a long journey, that infernal
place was at the world's end, and that he had really thought they would
never get there.
Antoine turned a deaf ear to it all, and, although the supper was far
from dainty, ate with excellent appetite.
"This is how I like to travel," he said, clinking his glass against
Emile's every other minute, as a consequence of the habit he had fallen
into with Jean Jappeloup; "when I have all the comforts and everybody I
love with me. Don't talk to me about taking long journeys in a
post-chaise or on a ship, wandering about the world, alone and
miserable, in quest of fortune. It's very nice to enjoy the little money
one may have, riding about a beautiful region where you know everybody
you meet by name, and every house, every tree and every rut! Am I not
just as comfortable here as at home? If I had Jean and Janille at the
table, I should think I was at Châteaubrun, for I have my daughter here
and one of my best friends; and my dog, too, and even Monsieur
Charasson, who is as pleased as a king to see the world and be quartered
according to his deserts."
"It pleases you to say that, monsieur," replied Charasson, who, instead
of waiting on the table, had seated himself in the chimney corner; "this
is an abominable inn, and they make you sleep with the dogs."
"Well, you good-for-naught, isn't that too good for you?" retorted
Monsieur Antoine, in his sternest voice; "you're very lucky not to be
sent to perch with the hens! Deuce take it, you sybarite, you have straw
to sleep on; but I suppose you are afraid of dying of hunger in the
night, eh?"
"Excuse me, monsieur, the straw here is hay and hay makes your
headache."
"If that's so, you can lie on the floor at the foot of my bed, to teach
you to complain. You stand like a hunchback, so a hard bed like that
will do you a deal of good. Go and prepare your master's bed and spread
the horse blanket for Monsieur Sacripant."
Emile wondered what would be the end of this jest, which Monsieur
Antoine seemed determined to carry on to the end with a sober face, and,
when Gilberte had gone to her room, he followed Monsieur Antoine to his
to find out whether he would persuade his page to make the best of the
straw.
The count amused himself by causing himself to be waited on like a man
of quality. "Come," he said, "pull off my boots, give me my nightcap and
put out the lights. You can stretch yourself on the bricks here, and
look out for yourself if you are unlucky enough to snore! Good-night,
Emile. Go to bed; you won't be vexed with the company of this rascal,
who would prevent you from sleeping. He'll sleep on the floor, to punish
him for his absurd complaints."
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