"Now you'd better go," he said sharply. He was tired with the episode.
"I'm sick of the Guthries! Go home and cling to your bed while it chases
round the room. I'll have mercy on you however to this extent. I'll put
you in a taxi. There's sure to be one outside the hotel down the street.
Come on, you hulking ex-Oxford man. Lean on me. Rather a paradox, isn't
it? Hitherto I've always leaned on you." He got his visitor's hat and
jammed it on his head, all cock-eyed. And then, still talking and
jibeing and sneering, he led the uncertain Peter down-stairs.
There were two taxicabs drawn up outside the hotel to which Kenyon had
referred. He shouted and waved his hand. A chauffeur mounted his box,
manoeuvred the car around and drove up, glad to get a fare.
As he did so, a night butterfly flitted past, on her way home. She had
had apparently an unsuccessful evening, for she stopped at the sight of
these two men. Her rather pretty, thin, painted face wore an eager,
anxious look. "Hello, dearie!" she said, and touched Kenyon on the arm.
"By Jove!" said Kenyon to himself. "By Jove!"
He was struck with a new inspiration. He had made his friend drunk.
Good! Now he would send him off with a woman of the streets. That would
complete his evening's work in the most artistic fashion, and render
Peter human at last. And who could tell? It might hit the Doctor fair
and square,--"the tactless, witless, provincial fool."
"Wait a second," he said to the girl, and with the able assistance of
the driver put the almost inanimate and poisoned Peter into the cab.
Then he turned. The night bird was eyeing him with a curious
wistfulness. She was too smartly dressed and the white tops of her high
boots gleamed sarcastically. "Well, dearie?"
"There's a customer for you," said Kenyon, jerking his finger towards
the cab. "Take him home. He has money in his pocket. Help yourself."
The girl gave the driver her address--which was somewhere in the
Sixties--and then, with a little chuckle, jumped in and drew the door to
behind her with a bang that echoed through the sleeping street.
The cab drove away, and Kenyon's laugh went after it.
He was revenged.
X
But for the chauffeur, a burly and obliging Irishman, Nellie Pope's
unwilling and unconscious customer would never have reached her rooms.
They were on the top floor of a brown-stone house which had no elevator.
The struggle to earn his own daily bread made the chauffeur sympathetic.
So he got Peter over his shoulder, as though he were a huge sack, and
carried him step by step up the narrow, ill-lit, echoing staircase. On
the top landing he waited, breathing hard, while the girl opened the
door with her latch-key.
"Where'll I put him?"
"Bring 'im into the bedroom," said the girl. "I'm sure I'm obliged to
you for the trouble you've taken, mister. You'll 'ave a glass of beer
before you go down, won't you?"
"Sure!"
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