Betty burst out laughing. "What--? Already? When are you speaking? What
are you going to say?"
"Good Lord! What can I say? I can recite the Jabberwocky or the alphabet
in English, French and American, but that finishes my repertory. Can you
see me standing on a platform as white as a sheet trying to stammer out
a few idiotic sentences to a room full of women? Look here! You've got
to get it out of her head that I can be of the slightest use to her.
Tell her I stutter, or that I've got no roof to my mouth--anything you
like--but, for goodness sake, have my name taken off her list. Will you
promise that? Already I wake up in the middle of the night in an
absolute panic."
"Don't worry," said Betty, "Mother's a very strong-minded woman, but
she's awfully easy to manage. And now I want you to promise me
something."
"Anything in the world," said Peter.
"Well, then, don't mistake the Ritz for that dear little open place
where the fairies dance, and suddenly kiss me in front of the band and
all the people having tea."
"Hard luck," said Peter. "I'll do the best I can. But you're such an
angel and you look so frightfully nice that I shall have all I can do to
keep sane."
The cab drew up and they got out, went through the silly swinging doors
which separate a man from his girl for a precious moment and into the
Palm Court where the band was playing. Peter gave his hat and stick to a
disgruntled waiter, who would have told him to check them outside but
for his height and width.
The place was extraordinarily full for the time of year. Everywhere
there were women, and every one of them was wearing some sort of erect
feather in her hat. It gave the place the appearance of a large chicken
run after a prolonged fracas. The band was playing the emotional music
of _La Bohème_. It was in its best form. The waiter led them to a little
table under a mimic window-sill which was crowded with plants. Many
heads turned after them as they adventured between the chattering
groups. It was so easy to see that their impending marriage had been
arranged in Heaven.
"What sort of tea do you like?" asked Peter. "Anything hot and wet, or
have you a choice? Really, I don't know the difference between one and
another."
But Betty did. Hadn't she kept house for her father? "Orange Pekoe tea,"
she said, "and buttered toast."
Peter made it so, and in sitting down nearly knocked over the table. He
was too big for such places and his legs got in the way of everything.
At the other end of the room Kenyon was sitting with Belle. Betty had
seen them at once, but she held her peace. For the first time in her
life she appreciated the fact that two is company. Both men were too
occupied to recognize anybody.
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