The Sir Roger de Coverley PapersSteele, Richard, Sir
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The Sir Roger de Coverley Papers
Steele, Richard, Sir
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He afterwards fell into an account of the diversions
which had passed in his house during the holidays; for
Sir Roger, after the laudable custom of his ancestors,
always keeps open house at Christmas. I learned from
him that he had killed eight fat hogs for this season, that (20)
he had dealt about his chines very liberally amongst his
neighbours, and that in particular he had sent a string of
hog's-puddings[140] with a pack of cards to every poor family
in the parish. "I have often thought," says Sir Roger,
"it happens very well that Christmas should fall out in (25)
the middle of the winter. It is the most dead, uncomfortable
time of the year, when the poor people would
suffer very much from their poverty and cold if they had
not good cheer, warm fires, and Christmas gambols to
support them. I love to rejoice their poor hearts at this
season, and to see the whole village merry in my great
hall. I allow a double quantity of malt to my small beer,
and set it a running for twelve days to every one that calls (188: 5)
for it. I have always a piece of cold beef and a mince-pie
upon the table, and am wonderfully pleased to see my
tenants pass away a whole evening in playing their innocent
tricks, and smutting one another. Our friend Will
Wimble is as merry as any of them, and shows a thousand (10)
roguish tricks upon these occasions."
[140] Sausages.
I was very much delighted with the reflection of my old
friend, which carried so much goodness in it. He then
launched out into the praise of the late Act of Parliament
for securing the Church of England, and told me, (15)
with great satisfaction, that he believed it already began
to take effect, for that a rigid Dissenter, who chanced to
dine at his house on Christmas day, had been observed to
eat very plentifully of his plum-porridge.
After having dispatched all our country matters, Sir (20)
Roger made several inquiries concerning the club, and
particularly of his old antagonist, Sir Andrew Freeport.
He asked me with a kind of smile whether Sir Andrew
had not taken advantage of his absence to vent among
them some of his republican doctrines; but soon after, (25)
gathering up his countenance into a more than ordinary
seriousness, "Tell me truly," says he, "don't you think
Sir Andrew had a hand in the Pope's Procession?" But
without giving me time to answer him, "Well, well," says
he, "I know you are a wary man, and do not care to talk
of public matters."
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