The Sir Roger de Coverley PapersSteele, Richard, Sir
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The Sir Roger de Coverley Papers
Steele, Richard, Sir
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I found the knight under his butler's hands, who (15)
always shaves him. He was no sooner dressed than he
called for a glass of the Widow Trueby's water, which
he told me he always drank before he went abroad. He
recommended me to a dram of it at the same time with
so much heartiness that I could not forbear drinking it. (20)
As soon as I had got it down, I found it very unpalatable;
upon which the knight, observing that I had made several
wry faces, told me that he knew I should not like it at
first, but that it was the best thing in the world against
the stone or gravel. I could have wished, indeed, that (191: 5)
he had acquainted me with the virtues of it sooner; but
it was too late to complain, and I knew what he had
done was out of good-will. Sir Roger told me, further,
that he looked upon it to be very good for a man, whilst
he stayed in town, to keep off infection; and that he got (10)
together a quantity of it upon the first news of the sickness
being at Dantzic. When, of a sudden, turning short
to one of his servants, who stood behind him, he bid him
call a hackney-coach, and take care it was an elderly man
that drove it. (15)
He then resumed his discourse upon Mrs. Trueby's
water, telling me that the Widow Trueby was one who
did more good than all the doctors and apothecaries in
the county; that she distilled every poppy that grew
within five miles of her; that she distributed her water (20)
gratis among all sorts of people: to which the knight
added that she had a very great jointure, and that the
whole country would fain have it a match between him
and her; "And truly," said Sir Roger, "if I had not
been engaged,[142] perhaps I could not have done better." (25)
[142] In what sense?
His discourse was broken off by his man's telling him
he had called a coach. Upon our going to it, after having
cast his eye upon the wheels, he asked the coachman
if his axle-tree was good; upon the fellow's telling him
he would warrant it, the knight turned to me, told me he
looked like an honest man, and went in without further
ceremony.
We had not gone far, when Sir Roger, popping out his (192: 5)
head, called the coachman down from his box, and upon
his presenting himself at the window, asked him if he
smoked; as I was considering what this would end in,
he bid him stop by the way at any good tobacconist's,
and take in a roll of their best Virginia. Nothing material (10)
happened in the remaining part of our journey till we
were set down at the west end of the Abbey.
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