English fiction -- 19th century; Horror tales; Penny dreadfuls
“Just to think of that young man serving me so!” said Dame
Worthington, when sufficiently recovered from her state of collapse
to articulate coherently. “Just to think of him who’s been more than
a mother, to knock over my flowers and the gold fish, to tumble over
me in the passage and go to sleep lying in my room, without word of
apology, in a state of senselessness; laughing with the lodgers on
the stairs, and to go to bed with Mistress Haylark in a delicate
state of health on the landing! Oh, Mary, Mary! that I should have
lived to see him with my own eyes in bed in the parlour, laughing,
making fun, and tumbling over me before you and Mistress Haylark’s
daughter, which is old enough to be his mother! Deary me, Mary, my
dear, deary me! Such is the way, my dear, that the black bottle in
the cupboard which lodgers marked ‘poison’ operates at the dead of
night upon a poor defenceless housekeeper and widow who’s been quiet
and kind to him in the passage, but not old enough or forgetful
enough to disremember the young man in her night-clothes named
Warbeck, who has lost her lawful consoler, which smells, on the top
shelf behind the pickles, for ten long years, like gin!”
It is difficult to imagine, perhaps, the dreadful state of feeling
in which the garrulous dame found herself after the consolations of
her lawful consoler which smells—on the top shelf behind the pickles,
for ten long years—like gin; but of this we are fully assured, that
when Charles Warbeck had had a pleasant nap in his cosy room, and
concluded a long consultation with the water-pitcher, he discovered,
unmistakably, that several hundred fairies, or demons rather, were
busily engaged at wood-chopping under the canopy of his cranium, and
threatening every moment to split his invaluable head into halves.
Pale, penitent, and full of pious intentions for the future, Charley
Warbeck lay on the sofa before his fire, buried in thought.
The church clock struck the hour of eleven, and, as he heard it, he
sighed,
“What a fool I have been to-day in not taking that packet of notes
to the India House. I shake like a leaf, and I know not why; and
haunted by every imaginable terror. I cannot gaze firmly at any one;
the sound of every voice seems like a demon bawling in my ears, and
every step that approaches appears to be that of some officer ready
to tap me on the shoulder, and march me off to prison. I’d give
anything in the world to have had this cursed money delivered to-day,
and should not have dreamed of such a thing as to absent myself, but
for Redgill. He has continually bored me to lend him money and lend
him money, until my own poverty almost tempted me to steal. D—n the
money!” said Warbeck, in a rage, slamming the packet of notes upon
the table, and tossing about in his chair. “It burns my very pocket,
and my brain even seems on fire since I’ve had that wine.”
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