English fiction -- 19th century; Horror tales; Penny dreadfuls
Every one have their trials and troubles, as we have seen in this
tale, besides Sir Andrew, hence it need not surprise any one to
be informed that good Dame Worthington had a very long list of
grievances to complain of in her dealings with the world.
It was her settled conviction that old widows were the most oppressed
class in existence, and herself the most deeply wronged of them all.
Butchers, bakers, milkmen, and tax-collectors were her abomination,
and she often sighed that boarding houses could not be carried on
without them.
“For, my dear,” she would say, “one has scarcely got a few pounds in
hand, before down come the bills upon you, first for one thing, and
then for another, so that we never have a penny to call our own. And
then, there’s our _losses_; ah, my dear, you haven’t the _slightest_
notion of what I have to suffer; poor folks like me have occasion to
be ‘smart,’ these times, I can assure you, for we see a deal of this
wicked world in a very short time.
“Just fancy, my dear; little more than two years ago, a very
respectable-looking, genteel young man, calls on me.
“‘Good morning, Dame Worthington,’ says he.
“‘Good morning, sir,’ says I, ‘and what do you please to want?’
“‘I have been in search of hotel accommodation, ma’am,’ says he, ‘for
several days; respectable apartments in a respectable neighbourhood,
and hearing yours highly spoken of, I have called.’
“Well, my dear, he was the nicest young man you ever see; so mild and
quiet, and honest looking, very much like my brother was before he
was killed, and I thought that he certainly must be a very genteel,
amiable young man, and I let him have the lodgings.
“After a few nights he got more and more at home with the lodgers,
and even played the harp and guitar in the parlour; and Mistress
Haylark said, and the other ladies also, that he was the nicest young
man, that ever lived in my house.
“He dressed very stylish, my dear, and _would_ have his apartments
arranged, and swept, and dusted oftener than anybody else, for which
he was willing to pay ‘extra,’ he said, if required.
“The number of wax candles that young man had, and the coals, and
odds and ends of different kinds, were considerable, my dear, but
he said he had never denied himself in anything, being rich, and,
therefore, couldn’t do without them.
“The number of things which shopmen sent in, was wonderful; new boots
and shoes, new coats and waistcoats, and fine linen, until we all
began to think, at one time, he was going to make a runaway match
with Mistress Haylark’s daughter Fanny.
“For he seemed very sweet in that quarter, and Mistress Haylark
was very fond of him also; _too_ fond of him, _I_ think, between
ourselves, considering she’s a widow just as old as me almost, except
she primps and paints, and wears false back hair.
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