English fiction -- 19th century; Horror tales; Penny dreadfuls
“‘And as you were so naughty, Mr. Lawrence, as not to come and see us
the other night when the other graduates came, I thought we must have
offended you, and so wished to learn all about it before you left
college. We all heard your speech this morning, didn’t we, uncle?
Oh, such a fine one—long sentences and big words. Oh, I couldn’t
comprehend it all; and then Clare was unwell, and I was dull, and I
didn’t know what to do, so as we have known you for years, and you
have been such a bad, bad boy as not to come and see us for ever so
long, I thought I’d ask you to call in uncle’s name, so that’s all;
and now uncle’ll forgive me, and give me a kiss, I know he will,’ and
the dashing Lady Emma, merry as ever, threw her arms around the old
colonel, and went back to the parlour singing and laughing.
“‘Oh, that’s a funny rogue, Lawrence.’
“Lawrence met Clare in the entrance-hall, and although her hand shook
perceptibly in his, a blush tinged her cheek as she bade him welcome,
and opened the drawing-room door.
“‘Now, sir truant,’ began Emma, in mock heroics; ‘deliver up your
arms. Let me unbuckle your sword, sir knight—that’s it. I’m sure
you don’t want it clanking at your heels while with us. Now, Edward
Lawrence, Esq., M.A., you are at our mercy; and if you don’t ask
pardon for your long absence, and promise to be a better boy for the
future, prepare for the block,’ she continued, flourishing the sword
with both hands. ‘Clare shall be the parson, and I the executioner!
You will be better, eh? Then this time you are safe.’
“‘I was extremely sorry to hear of your indisposition, Clare,’
remarked Lawrence, with the air of one very intimately and long
acquainted. ‘Even now you look fretted and thoughtful.’
“‘Do I? how complimentary! I will reverse it by saying that you
appear remarkably well, Edward, if a ferocious captain of cadets,
and a profound Master of Arts will allow me to call him by familiar
names.’
“‘Oh, bless you, cousin, we must not be so familiar now, you know.
No more blind man’s buff, and kiss-in-the-ring, as we used to. He’s
suddenly become very grand; just consider being created a Master of
Arts and a captain, all in one day. Dear me, ain’t we very grand!’
“‘Come, come, girls,’ remarked the colonel, entering the room and
seating himself on the sofa; ‘don’t badger the captain; two to one
is not the thing—fair play! You’ll be a graduate yourself next year,
and—’
“‘Oh, won’t that be fine! In white satin, and crowns of flowers, and
all that!—Oh, how I envied Clare last year; she looked so pretty
that——’
“‘Cousin, cousin,’ broke in Clare, blushing and hanging down her
head, ‘really I never heard such non——’
“‘I dare say you haven’t, but you did look nice, everybody said so,
the ladies said so, for I heard ’em, and the gentlemen too; one
said ‘oh how pale; another ‘what a sweet voice’ and a third, whose
initials are E. L. said ‘how modest!’
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