The Skipper and the Skipped: Being the Shore Log of Cap'n Aaron SproulDay, Holman
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The Skipper and the Skipped: Being the Shore Log of Cap'n Aaron Sproul
Day, Holman
Ship captains -- Fiction
Cap'n Sproul waked suddenly from the reverie in which he had been
talking as much to himself as to Hiram.
"Say, look here, you can understand this, can't you, that I've been
done out of good property--buncoed by a jeeroosly old hunk of
hornbeam?"
"Oh, I got bulletins on that, all right," assented Hiram.
"Well, from what you know of me, do you think I'm the kind of a man
that's goin' to squat like a hen in a dust-heap and not do him? Law?
To Tophet with your law! Pneumony, lightnin', and lawyers--they're
the same thing spelled different. I'm just goin' to do him, that's
all, and instink is whisperin' how." He turned his back on the showman
and ran calculating eye over Mr. Bodge.
"I don't hardly see how that old hair mattress there is goin' to be
rung in on the deal," growled Hiram.
"Nor I," agreed the Cap'n, frankly; "not so fur as the details appear
to me just now. But there's something about him that gives me hopes."
He pulled out his wallet, licked his thumb, and peeled off a bill.
"Bodge, so fur's I can see now, you seem to be a good investment.
I don't know just yet how much it is goin' to take to capitalize you,
but here's ten dollars for an option. You understand now that I'm
president of you, and my friend here is sekertary. And you're to keep
your mouth shut."
Mr. Bodge agreed with effusive gratitude, and capital went its way.
The inventor chased after them with thumping peg-leg to inquire
whether he should first perfect the model of the "cat identifier,"
or develop his idea of an automatic chore-doer, started by the
rooster tripping a trigger as he descended to take his matutinal
sniff of air.
"You just keep in practise with that thing," commanded the Cap'n,
pointing to the cow's horn.
"I don't see even yet how you are goin' to do it," remarked Hiram,
as they separated a half-hour later at Cap'n Sproul's gate.
"Nor I," said the Cap'n; "but a lot of meditation and a little prayer
will do wonders in this world, especially when you're mad enough."
XX
The night seemed to afford counsel, for the next day Cap'n Sproul
walked into the dooryard of Colonel Gideon Ward with features
composed to an almost startling expression of amiability. The
Colonel, haunted by memories and stung by a guilty conscience,
appeared at the door, and his mien indicated that he was prepared
for instant and desperate combat.
At the end of a half-hour's discourse, wholly by the Cap'n, his face
had lost a measure of its belligerency, but sullen fear had taken
its place. For Cap'n Sproul's theme had been the need of peace and
mutual confidence in families, forbearance and forgetfulness of
injuries that had been mutual. The Cap'n explained that almost always
property troubles were the root of family evils, and that as soon
as property disputes were eliminated in his case, he at once had come
to a realizing sense of his own mistakes and unfair attitude, and
had come to make frank and manly confession, and to shake hands. Would
the Colonel shake hands?
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