The Skipper and the Skipped: Being the Shore Log of Cap'n Aaron SproulDay, Holman
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The Skipper and the Skipped: Being the Shore Log of Cap'n Aaron Sproul
Day, Holman
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"To make my letters official and regular," explained Mr. Tate, "I've
got to have stationery printed with the names of the committee on
it--you as chairman, per Consetena Tate, secretary."
"Go across to the printin'-office and have some struck off," directed
the selectman. "If havin' some paper to write on will get you busy
enough so't you won't set there starin' me out of countenance, it
will be a good investment."
For the next few days Mr. Tate was quite successful in keeping himself
out from under foot, so the Cap'n grudgingly admitted to Hiram. He
found a little stand in a corner of the big room and doubled himself
over it, writing letters with patient care. The first ones he
ventured to submit to the Cap'n before sealing them. But the chairman
of the committee contemptuously refused to read them or to sign.
Therefore Mr. Tate did that service for his superior, signing:
"Capt. Aaron Sproul, Chairman. Per Consetena Tate, Secretary." He
piled the letters, sealed, before the Cap'n, and the latter counted
them carefully and issued stamps with scrupulous exactness. Replies
came in printed return envelopes; but, though they bore his name,
Cap'n Sproul scornfully refused to touch one of them. The stern
attitude that he had assumed toward the Smyrna centennial
celebration was this: Toleration, as custodian of the funds; but
participation, never!
During many hours of the day Mr. Tate did not write, but sat and gazed
at the cracked ceiling with a rapt expression that made the Cap'n
nervous. The Cap'n spoke of this to Hiram.
"That feller ain't right in his head," said the selectman. "He sets
there hours at a time, like a hen squattin' on duck-eggs, lookin'
up cross-eyed. I was through an insane horsepittle once, and they
had patients there just like that. I'd just as soon have a bullhead
snake in the room with me."
"He's gettin' up his pome, that's all," Hiram explained. "I've seen
lit'ry folks in my time. They act queer, but there ain't any harm
in 'em."
"That may be," allowed the Cap'n, "but I shall be almighty glad when
this centennial is over and I can get Pote Tate out of that corner,
and put the broom and poker back there, and have something sensible
to look at."
Preparations for the great event went on smartly. The various
societies and interests conferred amicably, and the whole centennial
day was blocked out, from the hundred guns at early dawn to the last
sputter of the fireworks at midnight. And everything and every one
called for money; money for prizes, for souvenirs for entertainment
of visitors, for bands, for carriages--a multitude of items, all to
be settled for when the great event was over. If Cap'n Sproul had
hoped to save a remnant of his treasure-fund he was soon undeceived.
Perspiring over his figures, he discovered that there wouldn't be
enough if all demands were met. But he continued grimly to apportion.
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