England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
“That awful dowdy has been exhausting you with her chatter.”
“Mrs. Grandison?”
“Of course.”
“Mrs. Grandison is really a charming little woman,” observed the doctor.
“We have been talking about children; she has two such quaint little
elves, and she adores them. They have not been spoiled.”
Mrs. Marjoy sniffed; her spectacles glittered.
“You are always admiring other people’s children, James.”
“Yes, my dear.”
“Are you aware of the fact that I have had no tea?”
The doctor displayed immediate concern.
“I will get you some at once.”
“Don’t trouble; it’s of no consequence.”
“But Miss Snodley—”
“Of course you will be delighted to wait on Miss Snodley. Bring us one
of those small tables. I’m not going to have crumbs all over my dress.”
Later in the afternoon, Gabriel, who had left Ophelia chatting with Sir
Mark Melluish, an amusing old ragamuffin who reminded one of a walking
edition of Punch, unearthed Dr. Marjoy from a pool of millinery and
engaged him with a casual friendliness in a thoroughly orthodox gossip.
The doctor knew most folk in the neighborhood; for bad debts had made
him vigilant. He was, in fact, the very species of person Gabriel
needed.
“By-the-way,” he remarked, after discussing the possibilities of a local
tennis tournament, “a friend of mine asked me whether I knew anything of
an eccentric old fellow living somewhere near here; a bit of a miser, I
believe. You are ubiquitous in these parts. I might inquire of you.”
The doctor appeared encouraged; he was in a limp and idealess mood;
domesticities had depressed him. It was a relief to talk to a keen,
kindly young fellow whose eyes were full of sunlight. They drew two
chairs under the shade of a lime. Gabriel produced cigars. The two men
exchanged a species of mischievous twinkle that was vastly human.
“Off duty, eh?”
“For half an hour.”
“Rum things, women. Take my tip—make ’em knuckle under early; now or
never. Are these Murias?”
“Yes.”
“Nicotina is never in a temper. Terrible thing being a doctor. These
functions make me sweat. We medicoes have to trot round and do the
affable shop-walker to the community. Good for the practice, you know.
By Jove, we have to salve every soul with blarney. It’s blarney,
blarney, blarney from morning till night. My tongue’s dry. Going to be
married soon?”
“In a month or two.”
“Fine woman your fiancée, fit to make every subaltern in the Rilchester
barracks envy you like the devil. Let me see, you wanted information.
What’s the person’s name?”
Gabriel appeared to flog his memory.
“I almost forget it. Gilder—Gildersleeve—Gildersedge. Ah, yes,
Gildersedge! Rather a miser, my friend said.”
The doctor withdrew his cigar from his lips.
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