England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
“How is your bibliomaniac?” said the soldier, as the two were following
on after a drive.
“Fairly frigid,” came the response.
“Has his magnificence favored you with a letter of late?”
“Not for ten days. You see, he is so much in demand as a genius.”
“Geniuses are dangerous folk—tar-barrels, dynamite. They need damping.”
They passed about the hem of a larch-wood where a thousand emerald
points were shimmering in the sun. The gorse was ablaze on either side
of the track. Down in the valley beneath them a lake flickered under the
heavens, and they could catch the faint roar of the water as it foamed
over the weir.
“I suppose your friends know all about it?” said the major, pulling the
peak of his cap down to shade his eyes in the sun.
Ophelia glanced at his clean-shaven, jockey-like profile with critical
approval.
“Not much.”
“Oh, but they ought to.”
Two small boys trespassed on the line of fire.
“Fore! you brats.”
The soldier’s voice rang clear and clarion-like. It seemed to come from
his chest with a brisk and healthful forcefulness, a strenuous virility
that was unproblematic and easeful.
“My dear girl, you are much too amiable,” he said, as they waded through
a lagoon of heather.
“Am I?”
“You women are so patient; you will stand hell and damnation for the man
you are fond of.”
Ophelia smiled.
“And you think I am still fond of him?” she said.
“Don’t ask me to be a prophet.”
“I am not a Mary or a Prudence.”
“Not so puritanically fatuous.”
“Hardly.”
“Matters often sift themselves,” he said; “gentlemen of that class
usually unbuckle the strap with their own fingers sooner or later. All
the better for society, you know. Indiscretions brought to light,
judicial interference, a decree nisi, etc. Oh yes, these things can be
managed.”
XXIII
MRS. MINCE was in possession of her husband’s study, a melancholy room
whose single window looked forth upon a red-brick wall and a corner of
Mr. Mince’s vegetable garden. The room was carpeted with red drugget and
curtained with dingy green plush. A forcible aroma of stale
tobacco-smoke pervaded the air. Ranged along one wall were a number of
dilapidated leather chairs like needy pensioners, the seats of the
uninitiated who came on certain occasions to receive wisdom from Mr.
Mince’s lips. A deal bookcase stood with warped shelves beneath a
ponderous infliction of theological literature. The very books appeared
dreary monuments of a dogmatism that had outlived its age. As for the
room, it seemed to smell of Calvin and to echo the barbaric
incongruities of the Athanasian Creed. It suggested a geological museum
in its atmosphere, save that geology stands in peril of being dubbed
heretical, and Mr. Mince’s sacerdotal fossils were orthodox to the last
letter.
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