The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-IIIJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-III
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Kent (England) -- Fiction; Smugglers -- Fiction
By this time he was provided with the weapon he had sent for; and one
of his men, similarly armed, had got into the cart beside him. The
appearance of resistance was rather ominous, and the dragoons were
well aware that if they did succeed in forcing an entrance, and blood
were spilt, the whole responsibility would rest upon themselves, if no
smuggled goods should be found, as they had neither warrant nor any
officer of the Customs with them.
After a short consultation, then, he who had spoken before, called to
old Ramley, saying, "We'll soon bring a warrant. Then look to
yourself;" and, thus speaking, he rode off with his party. Old Ramley
only laughed, however, and turned back into the house, where he made
the party merry at the expense of the dragoons. All the men who had
been out upon the expedition were now seated at the table, dividing
the beef and bread amongst them, and taking hearty draughts from the
tankard. Not the least zealous in this occupation was Edward Ramley,
who seemed to consider the deep gash upon his brow as a mere scratch,
not worth talking about. He laughed and jested with the rest; and when
they had demolished all that the board displayed, he turned to his
father, saying, not in the most reverent tone, "Come, old fellow,
after bringing our venture home safe, I think you ought to send round
the true stuff: we've had beer enough. Let's have some of the
Dutchman."
"That you shall, Neddy, my boy," answered the farmer, "only I wish you
had shot that rascal you fired at. However, one can't always have a
steady aim, especially with a fidgetty brute like that you ride;" and
away he went to bring the hollands, which soon circulated very freely
amongst the party, producing, in its course, various degrees of mirth
and joviality, which speedily deviated into song. Some of the ditties
that were sung were good, and some of them very bad; but almost all
were coarse, and the one that was least so was the following:--
SONG.
"It's wonderful, it's wonderful, is famous London town,
With its alleys
And its valleys,
And its houses up and down;
But I would give fair London town, its court, and all its
people,
For the little town of Biddenden, with the moon above
the steeple.
"It's wonderful, it's wonderful, to see what pretty faces
In London streets
A person meets
In very funny places;
But I wouldn't give for all the eyes in London town one sees,
A pair, that by the moonlight, looks out beneath the trees.
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