The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-IIIJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-III
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Kent (England) -- Fiction; Smugglers -- Fiction
"No, no," cried Mr. Croyland; "it wasn't that good, rash, rattle-pate,
coxcomb of a fellow, who is only fit to be caged with little Zara; and
then they may live together very well, like two monkeys in a show-box.
No, he had nothing to do with it, though he has been busy enough since
he came here, shooting partridges, and fighting young Radfords, and
all that sort of thing."
"Fighting young Radfords!" exclaimed Sir Henry Leyton, suddenly
grasping the sheath of his sword with his right hand. "He should not
have done that--at least, without letting me know."
"Why, he knew nothing about it himself," replied Mr. Croyland, "till
the minute it took place. The young vagabond followed him to my house;
so I civilly told my brother's pet that I didn't want to see him; and
he walked away with your friend Digby just across the lawn in front of
the house, when, after a few minutes of pleasant conversation, the
baronet applies me a horsewhip, with considerable unction and
perseverance, to the shoulders of Richard Radford, Esquire, junior;
upon which out come the pinking-irons, and in the course of the
scuffle, Sir Edward receives a little hole in the shoulder, and Mr.
Radford is disarmed and brought upon his knee, with a very unpleasant
and ungentleman-like bump upon his forehead, bestowed, with hearty
good-will, by the hilt of Master Digby's sword. Well, when he had got
him there, instead of quietly poking a hole through him, as any man of
common sense would have done, your friend lets him get up again, and
ride away, just as a man might be supposed to pinch a Cobra that had
bit him, by the tail, and then say, 'Walk off, my friend.' However, so
stands the matter; and young Radford rode away, vowing all sorts of
vengeance. He'll have it, too, if he can get it; for he's as spiteful
as a baboon; so I hope you've caught him, as he was with these
smuggling vagabonds, that's certain."
Sir Henry Leyton shook his head. "He has escaped, I am sorry to say,"
he replied. "How, I cannot divine; for I took means to catch him that
I thought were infallible. All the roads through Harbourne Wood were
guarded, but yet in that wood, all trace of him was lost. He left his
horse in the midst of it, and must have escaped by some of the
by-paths."
"He's concealed in my brother's house, for a hundred guineas!" cried
Mr. Croyland. "Robert's bewitched, to a certainty; for nothing else
but witchcraft could make a man take an owl for a cock pheasant. Oh
yes! there he is, snug in Harbourne House, depend upon it, feeding
upon venison and turbot, and with a magnum of claret and two bottles
of port to keep him comfortable--a drunken, beastly, vicious brute! A
cross between a wolf and a swine, and not without a touch of the fox
either--though the first figure is the best; for his father was the
wolf, and his mother the sow, if all tales be true."
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