The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-IIIJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-III
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Kent (England) -- Fiction; Smugglers -- Fiction
"I cannot think how men can be so barbarous," she said. "Their whole
pleasure seems to consist in torturing poor animals or killing them."
Young Radford laughed. "What were they made for?" he asked.
"To be used by man, I think, not to be tortured by him," the young
lady replied.
"No torture at all," said her companion on the left. "The horse takes
as much pleasure in running after the hounds as I do, and if he breaks
his back, or I break my neck, it's our own fault. We have nobody to
thank for it but ourselves. The very chance of killing oneself gives
additional pleasure; and, when one pushes a horse at a leap, the best
fun of the whole is the thought whether he will be able by any
possibility to clear it or not. If it were not for hunting, and one or
two other things of the sort, there would be nothing left for an
English gentleman, but to go to Italy and put himself at the head of a
party of banditti. That must be glorious work!"
"Don't you think, Mr. Radford," asked Sir Edward Digby, "that active
service in the army might offer equal excitement, and a more
honourable field?"
"Oh, dear no!" cried the young man. "A life of slavery compared with a
life of freedom; to be drilled and commanded, and made a mere machine
of, and sent about relieving guards and pickets, and doing everything
that one is told like a school-boy! I would not go into the army for
the world. I'm sure if I did I should shoot my commanding officer
within a month!"
"Then I would advise you not," answered the young baronet, "for after
the shooting there would be another step to be taken which would not
be quite so pleasant."
"Oh, you mean the hanging," cried young Radford, laughing; "but I
would take care they should never hang me; for I could shoot myself as
easily as I could shoot him; and I have a great dislike to
strangulation. It's one of the few sorts of death that would not
please me."
"Come, come, Richard!" said Sir Robert Croyland, in a nervous and
displeased tone; "let us talk of some other subject. You will frighten
the ladies from table before the cloth is off."
"It is very odd," said young Radford, in a low voice, to Sir Edward
Digby, without making any reply to the master of the house--"it is
very odd, how frightened old men are at the very name of death, when
at the best they can have but two or three years to live."
The young officer did not reply, but turned the conversation to other
things; and the wine having been liberally supplied, operated as it
usually does, at the point where its use stops short of excess, in
"making glad the heart of man;" and the conclusion of the dinner was
much more cheerful and placable than the commencement.
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