The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-IIIJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Smuggler: A Tale. Volumes I-III
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Kent (England) -- Fiction; Smugglers -- Fiction
There are compensations for all things; and if Ramley had lost his
wife, and his children a mother, they all lost also a great number of
very good beatings, for, sad to say, he who could thrash all the
country round, submitted very often to be thrashed by his better half,
or at all events underwent the process of either having his head made
closely acquainted with a candlestick, or rendered the means of
breaking a platter. After that period the two boys grew up into as
fine, tall, handsome, dissolute blackguards as one could wish to look
upon; and for the two girls, no term perhaps can be found in the
classical authors of our language; but the vernacular supplies an
epithet particularly applicable, which we must venture to use. They
were two _strapping wenches_, nearly as tall as their brothers, full,
rounded, and well formed in person, fine and straight cut in features,
with large black shining eyes, a well-turned foot and ancle, and, as
was generally supposed, the invincible arm of their mother.
We are not here going to investigate or dwell upon the individual
morality of the two young ladies. It is generally said to have been
better in some respects than either their ordinary habits, their
education, or their language would have led one to expect; and,
perhaps being very full of the stronger passions, the softer ones had
no great dominion over them.
There, however, they sat at breakfast on the morning of which we have
spoken, in the kitchen of the farm-house, with their father seated at
the head of the table. He was still a great, tall, raw-boned man, with
a somewhat ogre-ish expression of countenance, and hair more white
than grey. But there were four other men at the table besides himself,
two being servants of the farm, and two acknowledged lovers of the
young ladies--very bold fellows as may well be supposed; for to marry
a she-lion or a demoiselle bear would have been a light undertaking
compared to wedding one of the Miss Ramleys. They seemed to be upon
very intimate terms with those fair personages, however, and perhaps
possessed as much of their affection as could possibly be obtained;
but still the love-making seemed rather of a feline character, for the
caresses, which were pretty prodigal, were mingled with--we must not
say interrupted by--a great deal of grumbling and growling, some
scratching, and more than one pat upon the side of the head, which did
not come with the gentleness of the western wind. The fare upon the
table consisted neither of tea, coffee, cocoa, nor any other kind of
weak beverage, but of beef and strong beer, a diet very harmonious
with the appearance of the persons who partook thereof. It was
seasoned occasionally with roars of laughter, gay and not very
delicate jests, various pieces of fun, which on more than one occasion
went to the very verge of an angry encounter, together with a good
many blasphemous oaths, and those testimonies of affection which I
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