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"Use more endeavours," said Sir Evelyn. "Pour cold water over him if
necessary, but bring him here."
This time the man was successful. Jimmy, yawning and dishevelled,
walked into his uncle's room in his pyjamas.
"Read that," said Sir Evelyn, handing him the letter.
Jimmy, rubbing his eyes occasionally, read it through.
"Now," said Sir Evelyn, "tell me plainly, is there anything in it?"
"If you mean the cave, Uncle Evie, there isn't. Not a blessed thing
except stones. They've had three policemen watching the entrance, turn
about, since yesterday, but there isn't a thing in it except stones."
"Are you perfectly certain about that?"
"Dead sure thing," said Jimmy. "They can search till they're blue
in the face. I'm told that they're going to search to-day. But they
won't find anything. If I were you, Uncle Evie--of course, it's not my
business to offer advice to you or any other big pot like the johnny
who wrote this letter. But, if I were in your shoes or his, I'd tell
the Customs people to search and be damned. In fact I rather thought of
doing that exact thing myself, meeting them at Hailey Compton when they
turn up and then gloating afterwards. I dare say it would be beneath
your dignity to gloat, except in private. But if you care to run down
with me this morning and watch this blessed search of theirs, I can
promise that you'll be in a position to rub it in afterwards."
"I won't do that," said Sir Evelyn. "But----"
"I hardly thought you would. That sort of thing wouldn't suit your
style."
"But I'll wire a definite denial of the whole story to London," said
Sir Evelyn, "if you give me your assurance that I can do so."
"Pitch it as strong as you like. Pithy and straight from the shoulder.
Not too long. It only looks as if you'd something to conceal if you go
spreading yourself over five bob's worth of telegram. My idea would be
'Damned lies,' or words to that effect."
"I hope you really are perfectly certain, Jimmy," said Sir Evelyn.
"This is a serious business. If it turns out afterwards that you're
mistaken--if they find so much as one case of brandy----"
"They won't," said Jimmy. "I'll make over the Pallas Athene to an idiot
asylum for the use of the inmates if they find anything worse than a
half smoked cigarette in that cave."
"You'd know--you'd be certain to know if----"
"I steered the old lugger myself," said Jimmy, "and I know all there is
to know about what happened."
Chapter XX
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