The Smugglers: Picturesque Chapters in the Story of an Ancient CraftHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Smugglers: Picturesque Chapters in the Story of an Ancient Craft
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
Smuggling -- Great Britain
At one time Talland owned a shuddery reputation in all this country-side,
and people in the farmhouses told, with many a fearful glance over their
shoulders, of the uncanny creatures that nightly haunted the churchyard.
Devils, wraiths, and fearful apparitions made the spot a kind of satanic
parliament; and we may be amply sure that these horrid stories lost no
accent or detail of terror by constant repetition in those inglenooks on
winter evenings. This is not to say that other places round about were
innocent of things supernatural; for those were times when every Cornish
glen, moor, stream, and hill had their bukkadhus, their piskies, and
gnomes of sorts, good and evil; but the infernal company that consorted
together in Talland churchyard was entirely beside these old-established
creatures. They were _hors concours_, as the French would say: they
formed a class by themselves; and, in the expressive slang of to-day,
they were “the Limit,” the _ne plus ultra_ of militant ghostdom. People
rash enough to take the church-path through Talland after night had
fallen were sure to hear and see strange semi-luminous figures; and they
bethought them then of the at once evil and beneficent reputation owned
and really enjoyed by Parson Dodge, the eccentric clergyman of Talland,
who was reputed an exorcist of the first quality. He it was who, doughty
wrestler with the most obstinate spectres, found himself greatly in
demand in a wide geographical area for the banishing of troublesome
ghosts for a long term of years to the Red Sea; but it was whispered, on
the other hand, that he kept a numerous band of diabolic familiars
believed by the simple folk of that age to resort nightly to the vicarage
for their orders, and then to do his bidding. These were the spiteful
creatures, thought the country people, who, to revenge themselves for
this servitude, lurked in the churchyard, and got even with mankind by
pinching and smacking and playing all manner of scurvy tricks upon those
who dared pass this way under cover of night. Uncle Zack Chowne even got
a black eye by favour of these inimical agencies, one exceptionally dark
night when, coming home-along this way, under the influence of spirits
not of supernatural origin, he met a posse of fiends, and, in the amiable
manner of the completely intoxicated, insisted upon their adjourning with
him to the nearest inn, “jush for shake of ole timesh.” In fact, he made
the sad mistake of taking the fiends in question for friends, and
addressed them by name: with the result that he got a sledge-hammer blow
in what the prize-fighting brotherhood used to call “the peeper.”
[Picture: The Devils of Talland]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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