The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.Harper, Olive
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The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.
Harper, Olive
American fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories
The women were talking with animation among themselves and paid scant
attention to the proceedings below. They grew so animated once or twice
talking of the fashions which women still of the world were wearing, and
telling of the clothes they used to have that they had to be called to
order twice. The master of ceremonies rapped for order, and said:
“I move that Mr. Alexander Hamilton be invited to act as chairman for
this meeting.”
The bishop immediately stood up, saying angrily:
“I object! Mr. Hamilton has been chairman often enough. I move that some
one else has a chance this generation. Besides we want new blood, new
ideas.”
“That lets you out, then,” said a ghost down the aisle.
The bishop was too angry to answer, and sat down indignantly. Another
ghost said:
“What is the matter with the general? I see our fighting general here,
and I should like to remark that Mr. Hamilton is not the only peach upon
the bough. If the general is too modest I move that the chairman should
be some one who has suffered by the wrongs we are trying to have
righted. Mr. Hamilton is sure that he will never be removed from here,
or if he is it will be with befitting ceremonies, and he cannot be
expected to feel as do those who have been moved around until they have
no fixed abode, and in consequence are called tramp ghosts. Of course
the general will always be honored in death as he was in life, still I
think he ought to be our chairman.”
All eyes, or rather, heads were turned toward a medium-sized ghost who
stood up, and it was easy to recognize the military bearing as he
replied:
“Gentlemen” (for the whole audience had applauded his name), “I am proud
to know that you like me well enough to choose me, but I am not used to
this kind of fighting. Anything else that I can do I shall be pleased to
do.”
Saying this he sat down and so decided was his movement that no one
thought of asking him to reconsider.
Everybody cheered him except the women, who were vexed that they had
been obliged to go upstairs. The master of ceremonies grew desperate
and said:
“We will ask Mr. Van Der Dam to preside, with the approbation of the
company.”
The company for the most part appeared satisfied, though one or two said
something about not liking to have a tramp ghost put above them. He took
his place modestly and began:
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