The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.Harper, Olive
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The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.
Harper, Olive
American fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories
The invisible band began to play and a man stepped out in the middle of
the floor, while all the others formed a circle around him. They were so
many that no one could have counted them, and all kept an expectant
attitude, so that the words just uttered seemed quite unnecessary. As the
music continued he was astonished to find that it was a rag-time dance
and “coon song” combined just as he had seen only a few days ago in one
of the theaters. As the man sang this the whole assembly took it quite
seriously and applauded him with the rhythmic regularity of a theatrical
claque, and then the same ghost bowed with a certain grace and to a
persistent encore he stepped forward and began a cake walk, accompanied
by a song about kissing your baby. The whole thing was so ludicrous that
he nearly had a fit in trying not to laugh. He dared not give way to
mirth, for they all seemed to take the matter so seriously that he was
not sure as to what might happen to him. The princess was quite amused
by this song and dance, and after the applause was over he asked her if
she would like to dance, and she replied that none but slaves danced in
her country, and they did so simply to amuse their owners. He was still
under the stimulus of suppressed laughter and regarded the invitation as
a good joke, but he would have changed his mind if she had not said
sweetly:
“Of course you could not know it, but princesses could not so demean
themselves.”
“I beg your most noble highness to pardon my ignorance. I will not
offend again.” Then to change the subject he said hastily: “I saw some
Egyptians dance at Chicago, at the exposition, and also at Buffalo, and
I suppose the slaves danced much like that in your day. They say that
customs change little in those old places—that is—ah—in regard to such
pastimes—” stammered the young man suddenly conscious that her painted
eyes were flashing fire. She said haughtily:
“Do you refer to the dance called couchee-couchee? If you do, I will say
that any slave that tried that on us of the old times would be short on
heads so soon that she would not know what had happened to her.” Then in
a tone of disgust, she continued as if to herself:
“Now wouldn't that rock you to sleep?”
The manner in which this was said left no doubt in the mind of the young
man that he had made a mistake, and he tried to pull himself together
and said lamely:
“How did your illustrious highness learn to speak English so well? Why,
you even seem to have learned our idioms.”
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