To prove to her that in the presence of her majesty all desire for an
adventure ended, he presented himself formally: "Von Prell, future
ex-lieutenant."
Observing her questioning look he continued:
"As I delicately indicated, my days in the regiment are numbered."
Lilly timidly inquired whether an officer's life no longer pleased him.
"Until now I knew of no sort of life that would _not_ have pleased me."
Wanton spirits shot little gleams from his small grey eyes. "But the
paternal riches have taken wing, and my wages as army serf will just
about buy radishes, and even radishes get expensive around Christmas
time. So the best thing for me to do is to buy an old herring keg and
let myself be salted and packed. If you should happen to know of one to
be had cheap, I give the best prices."
Lilly frankly laughed a joyous laugh. He joined in, holding his hands to
his hips and emitting a thin, falsetto tehee, which, though scarcely
audible, shook his slim, sinewy body as with a storm of merriment.
They now sat opposite each other like two good friends, with the counter
between. Lilly wished the hour would never end.
A maid entered to exchange a volume of Flygare-Carlén for her mistress.
He unassumingly disposed himself for a stay, examined the backs of
several books, and acted altogether as if he were at home. When the maid
left he pulled the door open obsequiously and bowed and scraped as she
passed through.
Lilly grew more and more hilarious and restrained her laughter with
difficulty.
"Before the next customer comes you must go," she said, "else they'll
begin to think something."
"Why?" he asked. "The customers change."
But Lilly insisted, whereupon he took to pleading.
"Listen," he said. "I am known as a man utterly devoid of moral fibre.
Do _you_ be my stay in this mundane existence--at least until the door
opens again. While I'm sitting here I can commit no follies, and that
must convey some consolation to your charitable heart."
It was agreed, therefore, that he might keep his place until the next
time the bell rang. He leaned back in his chair comfortably and scanned
Lilly with the tender emotions of unlimited ownership.
"All earthly ills flow from garrulousness," he began. "If Columbus had
just kept the discovery of America to himself nobody would have made it
disagreeable for him. I will be wilier. I will consider my discovery as
a family secret between you and me. What a feast for the fellows! Let
them keep to the moths that fly at twilight, like the two prospective
art-shop proprietresses, to whom I owe the good fortune of your
acquaintance."
Lilly had completely forgotten the sisters. It was about time for them
to be coming home. Suppose they were suddenly to open the door!
The bell rang. No, it wasn't they. It was a spinster, who daily devoured
several volumes of love affairs, and came every evening for fresh
fodder.
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