The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's RomanceBabcock, Bernie
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The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's Romance
Babcock, Bernie
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Fiction; Rutledge, Ann, -1835 -- Fiction
It seemed to make no difference in Abe Lincoln's popularity that he had
failed as a business man. He was still considered the best man in town,
the best judge or referee, an authority in disputes and a peace-maker.
He was the best-informed man on general subjects and the gentlest as
well as the strongest man among them.
His wider acquaintance throughout the county served to enlarge the
number of his friends, and New Salem politicians again decided to make
him their candidate for the Legislature.
In addition to his new professional work, Abe Lincoln had entered the
ranks of the reformer in a manner as strenuous as it was unique.
Having become exasperated with the drunkenness of Snoutful Kelly and
the consequent neglect of his family, Abe Lincoln and a sufficient
corps of assistants determined to get some sense into his head by a new
way. Accordingly they captured Kelly while lying by the roadside in a
drunken sleep, and removing him quietly to the top of the long, sloping
street at New Salem, proceeded to fasten him up, in an empty whiskey
barrel, which they started on its way down hill.
Long before the barrel reached the bottom of the road it gave forth
such sounds as never disgraced a music-box, and the men waiting at the
foot of the hill roared with laughter as the barrel went its way down,
emitting howl after howl, and yell after yell, as it bumped its course
to the bottom.
When it had reached its stopping-point, Lincoln stood it on its end and
through the bung hole called Kelly's attention to the ducking he had
once got with such salutary effect and made him swear by the God above
him, and those present, that he would never touch another drop, lest a
more horrible fate should befall him.
When the victim of reform crawled out he was brushed off by Lincoln and
given a handful of change, with instructions to proceed back where he
got his whiskey, which he had relieved himself of in the barrel, and
buy some meat and flour to take home.
This reform experiment had not been advertised. But it was town talk
the next day. The men generally said it was a good thing for old Kelly.
Some of the women disagreed. Ann Rutledge said the man who had sold
whiskey had no business punishing the man who drank it.
After this came a few days of another kind of discussion of Abe
Lincoln. It was rumored that he was studying to be a lawyer. Opinion
was divided as to whether this would make a man of him or ruin him.
Mentor Graham and Dr. Allen were agreed that he already knew the
Constitution as well as any lawyer in Springfield and would make a good
lawyer. To others it seemed a pity that an otherwise honest citizen
should aspire to nothing better than being a "limb of the law," and
when Ole Bar heard it he said with a touch of real sadness, "Lord God,
has Abry Linkhorn fallen to this? I'd ruther he'd a been a bar."
Whatever might be the outcome, New Salem never worried long over any
one matter. There was too much coming on afresh.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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