England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Villages -- England -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Strings were pulled by Sir Geoffrey. Before the week was out Alfred
arrived at Pomfret Court. He looked much the same, not quite so
rubicund; he carried his left arm in a sling. Upon the following Sunday,
Mrs. Yellam appeared in her pew, and the fervour of her responses
excited some comment.
She said to Fancy:
"The cards told true. Now, the sooner you and Alferd becomes man and
wife the better."
The doctor, who visited Pomfret Court daily, raised no objections.
Alfred's arm would keep him in Nether-Applewhite for many weeks, because
small splinters, from time to time, would have to be extracted, a
tedious process. Mrs. Yellam, when she heard this, said with twinkling
eyes:
"Alfred, dear, why didn't you get wounded in both arms?"
To which Alfred replied slily:
"I kept my right arm, Mother, to slip round Fancy's waist."
He told many stories to which Fancy and Mrs. Yellam listened entranced,
and he spoke of the enemy with respect and without rancour. Upon one
occasion, as his battalion moved into the trenches, a German had shouted
out in excellent English:
"Be you the Wiltsheers?"
A reply in the affirmative provoked a request for "pozzy" (jam). But a
tall sergeant, who stood up to hurl a can of preserve into the German
trench, was shot dead. This aroused tremendous wrath, as quickly allayed
when the same voice shouted again, asking if the sergeant who threw the
jam had been hurt. He was soon satisfied on that point, and,
immediately, a hubbub arose in the enemy trench, and a shot was heard.
Soon afterwards the Wiltshires learnt from the lips of the first speaker
that the man who treacherously slew the sergeant had been "done in."
"They ain't all bad," said Alfred.
To Mrs. Yellam's amazement, her son merely laughed when she told him of
Willum Saint's activities.
"'Tis life, Mother. Down river, if a trout's caught behind an old stump,
another takes his pitch before night."
Mrs. Yellam, however, noted with satisfaction that although Alfred was
incapacitated from driving his motor-'bus, the business, since his
arrival in Nether-Applewhite, had leaped ahead again with a renewed
impetus. William Saint looked sour.
Fancy bought her modest trousseau, and, incidentally, put on several
pounds in weight. The weather happened to be bitter, but she never felt
cold when walking out with Alfred. He spoke with enthusiasm of his
officers:
"They're fine gentlemen, Fancy. And those in the ranks are finest of
all." Then he told her a story about two men in a London regiment, both
privates and chums. One was an East-ender; the father of the other owned
a house in Park Lane. The Cockney asked his chum if he had ever visited
Whitechapel. The other remembered that he had bought a bull-terrier from
a fancier in the Mile End Road. He remembered, also, that he had been
handsomely "done" over the deal. After a pause, the Cockney said with a
grin: "I sold you that dawg, Algy. What a mug you was then!"
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