England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Villages -- England -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
humour, was incapable of such a feat. Speaking of motors, Mr. Broomfield
said whimsically:
"What I've lost over 'em, Mrs. Yellam, seems to have been picked up by
Alfred. So--no complaints! Good money remains in the family."
To Susan this cheerful acceptance of bludgeonings indicated Christian
resignation rather than humour. She told the farrier forthwith all about
William Saint--the "Proosian." Mr. Broomfield listened sympathetically.
He perceived that Mrs. Yellam was disappointed because Alfred had not
"man-handled" a rascal and hypocrite, but he said with an odd chuckle:
"That makes things harder for this Saint, don't it?"
"I begs your pardon, Mr. Broomfield--whatever does you mean?"
She thought for the moment that he was as light in head as in body.
Fancy's father went on chuckling:
"Well, from what you tell me of Alfred, and seeing what a big, strong
man he is, I expect that William Saint is worrying. Like as not he
looked for a row and wanted to get it over. Now, I reckon, being the
coward you say he is, that he lies awake wondering when he'll catch it.
Once, when I was a boy, I had to wait for a good whipping from Saturday
till Monday. I've forgotten the whipping, Mrs. Yellam, but I remember
that miserable Sunday."
Mrs. Yellam was much impressed with this point of view, admitting
cautiously that it opened new vistas. Disturbed nights must be William
Saint's portion and punishment. Mr. Broomfield hammered home his nail:
"'Tis the same way with sinners--and this Saint seems a crafty
sinner--outwardly they look fat and prosperous, but inwardly I reckon
they give uneasy thought to a Day o' Judgment when they won't be invited
to stand amongst the sheep. I've neighbours in this town, Mrs. Yellam,
who have done the dirty on me. I never think of them. It dirties my mind
to do so. I like to think of my friends instead."
"You be a true Christian man."
Later, she told Uncle, who set, perhaps, an undue value on
chest-measurements, that Mr. Broomfield was very much of a gentleman,
and repeated what had been said about Saint. Uncle saw the funny side of
it, and smacked his thigh.
"Saint Willum--! I shall call 'un that in his own bar. 'Tis a rare jest.
Saint Willum living amongst us sheep and knowing full well that he be a
goat. He do act the goat, too, when the sheep be grazin' away from he. I
could tell 'ee stories, Susan...."
"Don't, Habakkuk! Mr. Broomfield be right. I means to think o' my
friends, and I refuses to dirty my mind wi' listenin' to stories o'
goats."
Her responses in church became louder and more fervent. Having gained
the shore, after many buffetings, she put from her disagreeable memories
of billows past.
Fancy and Alfred returned from London town full of high spirits and
overbrimming with talk. Fancy looked prettier than ever hanging upon the
right arm of her sergeant. His left arm still hung in a sling. The
doctor, who examined it periodically, said solemnly:
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