The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. I., No. 3, November, 1834Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. I., No. 3, November, 1834
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American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
As for little Molly, she, too, had undergone a metamorphosis, she who
was wont to play so many "tricks before high heaven," who loved to play
them off upon poor Tim, better than on all others, had grown so shy,
you would have sworn she hated the very sight of him. In the company of
others, when Tim was present, she scarcely opened her mouth,--to him,
she scarcely ever spoke,--of him--no word of remembrance broke from her
lips,--you would have thought he was obliterated from her mind; but
more could be read by these two in a single glance of the eye, than
volumes could express. As for me, I'd rather have the sensation
produced by one of those stolen glances than be made a king. In such a
situation, I would not be compelled to talk, by all the racks of the
inquisition--silence is delight. But at such a time, to be bored with
one of your real clatter, clatter, jabbering, never ending, incessant
talkers, is the most horrible purgatory. Poor Tim was just in this
situation. Little Molly had a noisy, officious cousin, who, he thought
uglier than the veriest hag that ever shrank and shrivelled into
stringy nothingness, and yet the girl was comely enough. She had taken
it into her head, that her cousin Mary hated the aforesaid Tim, and
therefore kindly volunteered to rid her of so troublesome a companion;
and in consequence of such sage surmises, never failed when Tim paid a
visit, to intrude herself among them;--and oh the clatter!--Tim's heart
sank within him--he came not to talk!
My dear young miss, whoever thou art, that seest these lines, let me
advise thee as a friend, to take thyself to thine own apartment, and
remain in solitude the balance of thy life, rather than interfere in
these critical moments; for you may rely upon it that thou art hated,
contemned, abhorred and despised to a degree that is truly sinful. Thou
art cursed with ten thousand more curses than ever Dr. Slop poured upon
the head of luckless Obadiah.
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