The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 10, September, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 10, September, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“God be thanked,” I cried, dancing about as joyously as the dog, “I am
now a respectable man with my pockets full of money. Farewell then,
you poor miserable Sheppard Lee! you raggamuffin! you poor wretched
shote! you half-starved old sand-field Jersey Kill-Deer! you vagabond!
you beggar! you Dicky Dout! with the wrong place in your upper story!
you are now a gentleman and a man of substance, and a happy dog into
the bargain. Ha! ha! ha!” and here I fell a laughing out of pure joy;
and giving my dog Ponto a buss, as if that were the most natural act
in the world, and a customary way of showing my satisfaction, I began
to stalk towards my old ruined house, without exactly knowing for what
purpose, but having some vague idea about me, that I would set old Jim
Jumble and his wife Dinah to shouting and dancing; an amusement I
would willingly have seen the whole world engaged in at that moment.
I had not walked twenty yards, before a woodcock that was feeding on
the edge of the marsh, started up from under my nose, when clapping my
gun to my shoulder, I let fly at him, and down he came.
“Aha, Ponto,” said I, “when did I ever fail to bring down a woodcock?
Bring it along, Ponto, you rascal—Rum-te, ti, ti! rum-te, ti, ti!” and
I went on my way singing for pure joy, without pausing to recharge or
to bag my game. I reached my old house, and began to roar out, without
reflecting that I was now something more than Sheppard Lee, “Hillo!
Jim Jumble, you old rascal! get up and let me in.”
“What you want, hah?” said old Jim, poking his head from the garret
window of the kitchen, and looking as sour as a persimmon before
frost. “Guess Massa Squire Higginson drunk, hah? What you want? Spose
I'm gwyin to git up afo sunrise for notin, and for any body but my
Massa Sheppard?”
“Why you old dog,” said I, in a passion, “I am your Master Sheppard;
that is, your Master John Hazlewood Higginson, Esquire; for as for
Sheppard Lee, the Jersey kill-deer, I've finished him, you rascal;
you'll never see him more. So get down and let me into the house, or
I'll——”
“You will hah?” said Jim, “you will _what?_”
“I'll shoot you, you insolent scoundrel!” I exclaimed in a rage—as if
it were the most natural thing in the world for me to be in one; and
as I spoke I raised my piece; when “bow-wow-wow!” went my old dog
Bull, who had not bitten a man for two years, but who now rushed from
his kennel under the porch, and seized me by the leg.
“Get out Bull, you rascal,” said I, but he only bit the harder; which
threw me into such a fury, that I clapped the muzzle of my gun to his
side, and having one charge remaining, blew him to pieces.
“Golla-matty!” said old Jim, from the window, whence he had surveyed
the combat; “golla-matty!—shoot old Bull!”
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