The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 11, October, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 11, October, 1836
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American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
It is agreed that Miss Clarinda shall set out alone for Margate, and
Mr. Snook follows after some indispensable arrangements. These occupy
him until the middle of July, at which period, taking passage in the
“Rose in June,” he safely reaches his destination. But various
misfortunes here await him—misfortunes admirably adapted to the
meridian of Cockney feeling, and the capacity of Cockney endurance.
His umbrella, for example, and a large brown paper parcel containing a
new pea-green coat, and flower-patterned embroidered silk waistcoat,
are tumbled into the water at the landing place, and Miss Bodkin
forbids him her presence in his old clothes. By a tumble of his own
too, the skin is rubbed off both his shins for several inches, and his
surgeon, having no regard to the lover's cotillon engagements with
Miss Clarinda, enjoins upon him a total abstinence from dancing. A
cock-chafer, moreover, is at the trouble of flying into one of his
eyes, and, worse than all, a tall military-looking shoemaker, Mr.
Last, has taken advantage of his delay in reaching Margate, to
ingratiate himself with his mistress. Finally, he is “cut” by Last and
rejected by the lady, and has nothing left for it but to secure a
homeward passage in the “Rose in June.” In the evening of the second
day after his departure, the vessel drops anchor off Greenwich. Most
of the passengers go ashore with the view of taking the stage to the
city. Peter, however, who considers that he has already spent money
enough to no purpose, prefers remaining on board. “We shall get to
Billingsgate,” says he “while I am sleeping, and I shall have plenty
of time to go home and dress and go into the city and borrow the
trifle I may want for Pester and Company's bill, that comes due the
day after to-morrow.” This determination is a source of much trouble
to our hero, as will be seen in the sequel. Some shopmen who remain
with him in the packet, tempt him to unusual indulgences in the way,
first of brown stout, and secondly of positive French brandy. The
consequence is, that Mr. Peter Snook falls, thirdly, asleep, and,
fourthly, overboard.
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