The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 4, March, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 4, March, 1836
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"Well," said Mr. Craig, "I thought it was impossible that any one
should propose such a question as that to the society; but will Mr.
Longworth tell us, if it does not mean that, what does it mean? for I
don't see what great change is made in it by his explanation."
Mr. Longworth replied, that if the remarks which he had just made,
and his argument, had not fully explained the subject to Mr. Craig,
he feared it would be out of his power to explain it.
"Then," said Mr. Craig, "I'll pay my fine, for I don't understand a
word of it."
The next one summoned to the debate was Mr. Pentigall. Mr. Pentigall
was one of those who would never acknowledge his ignorance of any
thing, which any person else understood; and that Longworth and
McDermot were both masters of the subject, was clear, both from their
fluency and seriousness. He therefore determined to understand it, at
all hazards. Consequently he rose at the President's command, with
considerable self-confidence. I regret, however, that it is
impossible to commit Mr. Pentigall's _manner_ to paper, without
which, his remarks lose nearly all their interest. He was a tall,
handsome man; a little theatric in his manner, rapid in his delivery,
and singular in his pronunciation. He gave to the _e_ and _i_, of our
language, the sound of _u_--at least his peculiar intonations of
voice, seemed to give them that sound; and his rapidity of utterance
seemed to change the termination, "_tion_" into "_ah_." With all his
peculiarities, however, he was a fine fellow. If he was ambitious, he
was not invidious, and he possessed an amicable disposition. He
proceeded as follows:
"_Mr. President_,--This internal suggestion which has been so
eloquently discussed by Mr. Longworth, and the bias of jurisprudence
which has been so ably advocated by Mr. McDermot--hem! Mr. President,
in order to fix the line of demarkation between--ah--the internal
suggestion and the bias of jurisprudence--Mr. President, I think,
sir, that--ah--the subject must be confined to the _vote of faction_,
and _the_ bias of jurisprudence"----
Here Mr. Pentigall clapt his right hand to his forehead, as though he
had that moment heard some overpowering news; and after maintaining
this position for about the space of ten seconds, he slowly withdrew
his hand, gave his head a slight inclination to the right, raised his
eyes to the President as if just awakening from a trance, and with a
voice of the most hopeless despair, concluded with "I don't
understand the subject, Muster Prusidunt."
The rest of the members on both sides submitted to be fined rather
than attempt the knotty subject; but by common consent, the penal
rule was dispensed with. Nothing now remained to close the exercises,
but the decision of the Chair.
The President, John Nuble, was a young man, not unlike Craig in his
turn of mind; though he possessed an intellect a little more
sprightly than Craig's. His decision was short.
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