The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 4, March, 1836Various
History
The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 4, March, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
Well and strenuously sung! The populace are hailing him 'Prince of
Poets,' as well as 'Glory of the East,' 'Delight of the Universe,'
and 'most remarkable of Cameleopards.' They have _encored_ his
effusion--and, do you hear?--he is singing it over again. When he
arrives at the Hippodrome he will be crowned with the Poetic Wreath
in anticipation of his victory at the approaching Olympics.
But, good Jupiter!--what is the matter in the crowd behind us?
Behind us did you say?--oh!--ah!--I perceive. My friend, it is well
that you spoke in time. Let us get into a place of safety as soon as
possible. Here!--let us conceal ourselves in the arch of this
aqueduct, and I will inform you presently of the origin of this
commotion. It has turned out as I have been anticipating. The
singular appearance of the Cameleopard with the head of a man, has,
it seems, given offence to the notions of propriety entertained in
general by the wild animals domesticated in the city. A mutiny has
been the result, and as is usual upon such occasions, all human
efforts will be of no avail in quelling the mob. Several of the
Syrians have already been devoured--but the general voice of the
four-footed patriots seems to be for eating up the Cameleopard. 'The
Prince of Poets,' therefore, is upon his hinder legs, and running for
his life. His courtiers have left him in the lurch, and his
concubines have let fall his tail. 'Delight of the Universe,' thou
art in a sad predicament! 'Glory of the East,' thou art in danger of
mastication! Therefore never regard so piteously thy tail--it will
undoubtedly be draggled in the mud, and for this there is no help.
Look not behind thee then at its unavoidable degradation--but take
courage--ply thy legs with vigor--and scud for the Hippodrome!
Remember that the beasts are at thy heels! Remember that thou art
Antiochus Epiphanes, Antiochus, the Illustrious!--also 'Prince of
Poets,' 'Glory of the East,' 'Delight of the Universe,' and 'most
remarkable of Cameleopards!' Heavens! what a power of speed thou art
displaying! What a capacity for leg-bail thou art developing! Run,
Prince! Bravo, Epiphanes! Well done, Cameleopard! Glorious Antiochus!
He runs!--he moves!--he flies! Like a shell from a catapult he
approaches the Hippodrome! He leaps!--he shrieks!--he is there! This
is {238} well--for hadst thou, 'Glory of the East,' been half a
second longer in reaching the gates of the Amphitheatre, there is not
a bear's cub in Epidaphne who would not have had a nibble at thy
carcase. Let us be off--let us take our departure!--for we shall find
our delicate modern ears unable to endure the vast uproar which is
about to commence in celebration of the king's escape! Listen! it has
already commenced. See!--the whole town is topsy-turvy.
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