The southern literary messenger, Vol. II., No. 7, June, 1836Various
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The southern literary messenger, Vol. II., No. 7, June, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
We will cite two or three cases in illustration of our meaning. Six or
eight years ago the epidemic began to display itself among the
linen-drapers and haberdashers. The primary symptoms were, an
inordinate love of plate-glass, and a passion for gas-lights and {459}
gilding. The disease gradually progressed, and at last attained a
fearful height. Quiet, dusty old shops, in different parts of town,
were pulled down; spacious premises, with stuccoed fronts and gold
letters, were erected instead; floors were covered with Turkey
carpets, roofs supported by massive pillars, doors knocked into
windows, a dozen squares of glass into one, one shopman into a
dozen,—and there is no knowing what would have been done, if it had
not been fortunately discovered, just in time, that the Commissioners
of Bankrupts were as competent to decide such cases as the
Commissioners of Lunacy, and that a little confinement and gentle
examination did wonders. The disease abated; it died away; and a year
or two of comparative tranquillity ensued. Suddenly it burst out again
among the chemists; the symptoms were the same, with the addition of a
strong desire to stick the royal arms over the shop-door, and a great
rage for mahogany, varnish, and expensive floor-cloth: then the
hosiers were infected, and began to pull down their shop-fronts with
frantic recklessness. The mania again died away, and the public began
to congratulate themselves upon its entire disappearance, when it
burst forth with ten-fold violence among the publicans and keepers of
“wine vaults.” From that moment it has spread among them with
unprecedented rapidity, exhibiting a concatenation of all the previous
symptoms; and onward it has rushed to every part of town, knocking
down all the old public-houses, and depositing splendid mansions,
stone balustrades, rosewood fittings, immense lamps, and illuminated
clocks, at the corner of every street.
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