American fiction -- 19th century; Dime novels; Popular literature
Happy Jack has one trait that in times past has served him well. This
is assurance that would well become a New York alderman. Nothing
appears to daunt him. Put him down at Her Majesty’s reception, and he
would do his little part after his own way, if not quite to the Queen’s
taste.
He is not clad in a dress suit, but this fact has no weight with him.
Happy Jack Phœnix in his business Scotch cheviot is perfectly at home
even amid the satins and diamonds of the finest reception Chicago has
seen during the season.
“Mr. Craig, you will, I know, pardon my boldness in hunting you down,
when you learn the reason for such a move. Singular man at all times.
When I get my mind set on anything all earth and the lower regions--beg
pardon, young lady--can’t persuade me otherwise,” he says, as placing
both hands on the back of a chair he faces the Canadian, beyond whom
are Cereal and his daughter, both looking in open-eyed wonder at this
uninvited guest.
“That’s so!” mutters John, and he has had good reason in the past to
lament this trait which Jack mentions.
“Eh! did anyone speak? Well, as I was saying, Mr. Craig, I’m set in
my way. I can’t be turned aside. If I was walking along a railroad
track and an engine came at me, there’d be trouble, and two to one it
wouldn’t be me that suffered. That’s my nature. Now, fortune threw in
my way certain information. It concerned a gentleman whose acquaintance
I formed last night. I said to myself, 'Happy Jack, not a wink of sleep
for you until you see him and put a flea in his ear.’ That is why I am
here. I have brought the flea with me.
“You wonder why I go to all this trouble for one almost a stranger. It
pleases me. I’m always doing something for others--expect to become a
philanthropist after sowing the last of my wild oats. Then, there’s
another reason. My friend, the way you sent that rascally Turk spinning
last night won my heart. Something of a gymnast myself in a small way,
a believer in the manly art of self-defense, and I said to myself: 'The
chap who can give a fellow such a whirl takes my heart.’
“Pardon this long but necessary digression, as the fellow in the novel
says. Now, having made myself solid, I’ll come down to common horse
sense, and talk business.”
“Thank Heaven!” mutters John, still keeping his back toward the
newcomer.
Phœnix glances sharply toward him, as if his ears have caught this last
remark, and then he throws an inquiring look at Craig, who smiles and
touches his forehead in a meaning way which brings a knowing expression
on the other’s face.
“A little off, eh? That’s all right--no offense taken, I assure you.
Now see here, Mr. Craig, when you tossed that copper-colored Turk over
to me last night on the Midway, like a bundle of rags, you thought that
was the end of him--that he was out of the game. I know you did, but
you never made a greater mistake in all your life, sir.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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